come here one afternoon before we open? We make a good cup of coffee.â
âIâm sure you do. Coming there would be lovely as long as you wouldnât rather get away from work.â
âNo. Iâm at home here and we wonât have to fight the tourists for a table over at Thanksgivingâs, which, besides Moodyâs Coffee Bar, where you have to stand and drink your coffee, is one of the few options.â
âPerfect. My schedule is wide open. What day works best for you?â
We set a date and time and I hang up the phone. I glare at Rosa across the kitchen. âYou meddlingââ The phone rings again and I grab it. âEllynâs.â
âEllyn? This is Miles Becker.â
My heart shoots out of the gate again, only this time it seems itâs jumping hurdles.
âOh . . . hi.â Brilliant Ellyn, youâre an astounding conversationalist. I get up from where Iâm sitting and stretch the phone cord as far around the corner, toward the office, as it will go. Someday I have to join the twenty-first century and invest in a cordless phone for the café.
âYou said to callââ He pauses and chuckles. âActually, Rosa said to call you today about getting together for coffee. But when I thought through the conversation, I thought Iâd better give you an out, rather then let Rosa accept for you.â
He thought through the conversation? Heâs giving me an out? I open my mouth to respond, but nothing comes out.
âWhat Iâm saying is that nowâs your chance to tell me you donât drink coffee.â
âOh, um . . .â Wait, I know what to say! âI drink coffee. I do. But your invitation confused me. Would you mind telling me why youâd like to get together for coffee?â There. Well said. I wait for his response.
And wait.
âIâm sorry. Your question threw me.â
Trying to come up with a good excuse to cover for the pyramid scheme?
He chuckles again. âI guess Iâm out of practice. And, to be honest, Iâm somewhat confused myself.â
âOut of practice? I donât understand.â Why is he confused?
He clears his throat. âEllyn, itâs been more than thirty years since Iâve asked a woman out. Iâm rusty, I guess.â
Heâs asking me out ?
âIâd like to get to know you better. Iâve enjoyed our conversations through the years . . . and Iâd like to spend some time with you. It may lead to an enjoyable friendship.â
He just wants to be friends?
As he talked, I turned myself in circles, for some reason, and now the phone cord is wrapped around my knees. Which, might be good, as I think itâs the only thing holding me upright.
âEllyn? Are you still there?â
âYes. Yes, Iâm here. But, Iâm . . . Iâm sorry . . . Iâm tangledââ I turn circles in the opposite direction and untwist the cord, and then step out of the last spiral. âI was tangled in the . . . cord.â Iâm stalling. Iâm the one whoâs confused now.
âIâm . . . Iâm flattered.â I am? âBut, what about Nerissa? I thought . . .â I donât give him a chance to answer, I keep rambling. âAnyway, I donât . . . date . . . I mean, not that youâre askingââ
Rosa comes whirling around the corner mouthing something.
âWhat . . . Dr. Becker, excuse me for just a moment.â I put my hand over the receiver. âRosa, what ? Iâm on the phone.â
âIf you donât say yes to dat man, then I quit.â
âYou canât quit, Rosa. Save the drama for someone else.â
âOh, I can quit.â She unties the apron sheâs wearing and pulls it over her head. âYou jusâ watch!â Then she throws the apron at my feet.
I jump back, more from her anger than her apron.
She stands there, all 5' 2" of her, with her hands on
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