instructions to search for the missing kitten. As he left the room, Morris glanced at the old woman and shook his head. Andrea Hawke drew herself up regally, tossing the skirt of the coat as though it were a part of the coronation robes.
âMorris is getting a bit uppity,â she remarked casually. âDonât you feel, Derek? I may be forgetful at times, but I donât intend to tolerate insolence from anyone. Now, thatâs done. Morris will find the kitten. He may as well earn his wages some wayâand Neil can see about the heating. Heâs so clever with things like that. Speak to him, Derek. I want the heat turned on down there immediately.â
âI wonât have that boy inside the house,â Derek Hawke replied.
âNonsense. Heâs a perfect dearâso attractive, though he could use a haircut. You must get over this class thing, dear. Just because heâs the gardenerâs son doesnât mean he canât fix our heating. One canât draw so fine a line with servants nowadays, though of course there was a day when I wouldnât have dreamed of asking outside help to come inside. One must change with the changing times, and I certainly wonât have you messing around with the heating unit. All that gas, and your cigarsâI can visualize the horror. Tell Neil to attend to it at once, dear. Now, I will take the young lady and show her her room. Selfish of you not to have told me sheâd arrived. Iâve been waiting for three daysââ
âAndy, this isnâtââ
âWhatâs your name, dear?â Andrea Hawke asked, ignoring her nephew.
âDeborah Lane.â
âLane? A lovely name. I knew some Lanes once. Such a dear family they were. The father died of calcium depositsâhave you ever heard of such a thing? Do you type?â
âType?â
âI suppose you modern girls prefer those electrical machines, donât you? Well, I donât have one. They terrify me. You wonât need to know shorthand, of course, but I do hope you can read my handwriting. Honora says it looks like someoneâs dipped a chickenâs foot in ink and turned it loose on paper. Cruel thing for a child to say, but Iâm afraid there is a bit of truth in it. I do hope youâll work out. At least you donât have bumps. The employment agency sent me a girl a few years ago who had the most ghastly bumps. She picked them at her desk. Of course, I had to let her go. Most unsanitary for the kittens.â
âAndy,â Derek Hawke said firmly, âMiss Lane is not from the employment agency. You seem to be confusedââ
âDonât be absurd, Derek. Youâre the one whoâs confusing things with all this talk about calcium deposits.â
âMiss Lane is not from the employment agency,â he repeated.
âI distinctly told you a week ago I needed a girl to help me type up the completed chapters of my memoirs. The publishers simply refuse to look at anything not typed. I know I told you to contact the employment people because I jotted it down on my pad right under the message about beets. âTell Jessie no beets on menu,â ânoâ underlined. âTell Derek to send for temp sec.â I can see it now. I must have told you, because sheâs here, isnât she?â
âNot for that purpose,â he said, his voice determined.
âSheâs just told us sheâs a marvelous typist, dear. If itâs a question of salary, I wonât split hairs. After all, it is my money, even if you do yell every time I send a donation to H.F.U.M.â
âH.F.U.M.?â I said, unable to restrain myself.
âHome for unwed mothers. Itâs a class thing, again, but one must do something to help. Now, Miss Lane, what did you have in mind for wages? Iâll be reasonable about it, of course, but I donât intend to be robbed. Shall we