âWell, then,â he said. âYouâre all set for Saturday. You have Louise call me if she needs anything.â
âThanks again!â Angel said, shutting the door on him.
We went over to the window and watched him get into his truck with Treb and drive off. âThat guy is trouble,â Angel said.
âHeâs really nice.â
âOh, heâs nice, all right,â Angel agreed. âBut heâs in love with her.â
âWith who? Louise?â
Angel nodded as if sheâd never been surer of anything in her life. âOh, yeah. He has all the signs. All these projects he does for her? Mowing her lawn? The towel bar? Please. Any excuse to hang around here. Heâs drawn to her like a moth to a flame. I canât believe I didnât figure it out before.â
âWhat should we do?â
âWeâll have to put out the flame. Duh.â
âSheâs dead, Angel. That pretty much puts out the flame. I mean what are we going to do about him coming around? He told me heâll come every weekend to mow and take the rentersâ garbage. How long before he gets suspicious about not seeing her?â
Angel thought for a minute. âI know,â she said at last.âWeâll give her a boyfriend.â
The image of Louiseâs lolling off her recliner flashed in front of me. âThat might be kind of hard at this stage,â I said.
âNo,â Angel said. âThatâll be easy. But first weâd better get her buried.â
CHAPTER 9
G eorge had dug three big holes in a row for us. Angel and I got to work shoveling out the earth between them. Twenty minutes later, we stood panting over a trench that was maybe two feet deep. We climbed down into it and set to work again. The ground became sandier, but loaded with rocks. After half an hour of solid digging, stopping only to wipe sweat and swat gnats, I thought the pit looked enough like a grave.
âAnother foot deeper,â Angel insisted. âIâm telling you, that goatâ¦â
More digging. The mound beside us grew. Finally, justas the sun began to fall toward the tree line, Angel dropped her shovel. âLetâs go get that pumpkin.â
We climbed out of the pit and went in.
âWell,â Angel said. She didnât take a step into the den, though.
âWell,â I said. I grabbed the Febreze and gave Louise another good spraying, but I didnât go in either. I stood next to Angel, trying to judge how heavy my great-aunt might be. She wasnât tall, but whenever she heaved herself out of a chair, you could tell there was a lot of effort involved.
Angel made two fists and pumped her arms, like a wrestler. She dropped them and sighed.
âRight,â I said. We stood there some more.
âThis is ridiculous,â Angel said. She marched into the room and went behind Louiseâs recliner and gave it a shove. âWell, I can move her,â she said. âBut I canât look at her.â She pulled the throw from the back of the couch and flung it over Louise.
It made all the difference, not having to look at what had happened to Louise. I joined Angel behind the recliner, and together we pushed it to the doorway. We steered Louise down the hall and into the kitchenâit was surprisingly easy, and I thought, Well, thereâs a nice benefit to keeping your floors waxed. I kept this to myself, of course.
And then there we were at the back door. Which the recliner was too wide for.
âIâve got an idea,â Angel said.
She left, and I stayed with Louise. Even though she was under the throw and couldnât have seen anything, and even though she was dead, for heavenâs sake, I was glad that her last view on earth was of the golden light of sunset pouring over those blueberry bushes she was so proud of. I liked it that there was a pot of chili simmering beside her in her own neat kitchen. âThis is what you want,