thing hanging under his lower lip: heâd turned into a Portagee, which was what he was, of course.
âWhole different scene out there, Ronnie.â
âRun into any movie stars?â
âMatter fact, yeah.â
âLike who?â
Freedy named him. âKind of an asshole.â
âKind of an asshole? Youâre joking.â
âThese people are different in real life, Ronnie.â
âYou tryinâ to tell me you know him personally?â
Freedy nodded. âCustomer of mine.â
âHuh?â
âTold you already.â
âThat swimming-pool thing?â
âBusiness. Not thing. Business. I had a pool business. A-1 Pool Design, Engineering, and Maintenance. Still do, once the lawyers get through with all their bullshit. Why Iâm taking this little . . . whatâs the word?â
âSabbatical?â
âYeah, sabbatical.â They knew words like that, growing up in a college town.
There was a silence, except for the cartoons on the Panasonic, and water dripping somewhere nearby. On the TV a shark went snapping after some little critter; recalling to Freedyâs mind that Mexican cartoon of the squid arm snaking out from the filter outlet. And now he remembered where heâd seen the cartoonâin a bar in Mexico featuring one of those live sex shows. An Indian guy and two bleached blondes. A dark place, except for the TV behind the bar and the little stage with blue spotlights shining on tits, ass, and the Indianâs enormous dick. Squid arm and Indian dick: basic psychology, some kind of symbol, like the Eiffel Tower, precise word for the symbol escaping him at the moment; and heâd never think of it here, what with Ronnie stroking that stupid hairy thing under his lower lip and asking dumb questions.
âHuh?â said Freedy.
âA-1,â said Ronnie. âThe name of this so-called business.â
âWhat about it?â
âSounds like one of those outfits that try to get their name first in the yellow pages.â
âSo?â
âNot what youâd call, you know, creative.â
âCreative?â said Freedy. âYou turned into some kind of fag, or what?â He whipped out his wallet, flashed his business card at Ronnie
. A-1 Pool Design, Engineering, and Maintenance, Friedrich Knight, Representative
. Maybe Ronnie wouldnât catch that
representative
bit. That was Freedyâs first thought. His second thought was: maybe the whole A-1 trip should have been kept out of the conversation. By that time, Ronnie had the card in his hand.
âSays here
representative,
â said Ronnie. âThatâs like rep, right?â
Freedy snatched the card back; not snatched, more like took back swiftly. âWhich was before the buyout. The new cards havenât been delivered. Theyâre so fuckinâ useless you wouldnât believe it.â
Ronnie blinked. âWho?â
Freedy slipped the card in his pocket. âPrinters, for Christ sake. You not listeninâ? And now weâre in this Chapter Eleven shit, and everythingâs on hold.â
âChapter Eleven?â
âTechnicality, Ronnie. Ties things up for a while.â
âWhat things?â
Freedy sighed. âLike in football.â
âFootball?â
âOffsetting penalties.â
âHolding and pass interference?â
âThat kind of thing.â
âI still think of the fucking Hoosac game,â Ronnie said. âRemember that pussy?â
âWho fumbled on the one?â
âHe was on the goal line, Freedy. I was right there.â
âFaculty kid,â said Freedy. The college professorsâ kids usually went away to boarding school, but this one hadnât.
âCost us the Hoosac game,â Ronnie said. âThanksgiving, what year was that?â
A long time ago, four, five years, Freedy couldnât remember.
âYou ever think of that game,