nice. Or maybe itâs precisely because she does such odd things that he thinks sheâs nice.
At last, he dares to ask, âWhat was all that about? You know, with your mother?â
Fridz looks at him. âShe was sleeping again,â she says.
âYes, well, I know that, but why did you throw water in her face?â
âTo wake her up.â
âRight,â says Konrad. Sheâs being pretty snippy. And he doesnât want to ask any more, because heâs afraid that snippy could easily turn into downright nasty. In the end, though, he does ask, âBut why did she have to wake up?â
First Fridz throws a whole handful of stones into the water. âYou really havenât a clue, have you?â she says. âMy mum is unhappy, do you see? And because she is unhappy, she canât always manage. Then she just goes to bed and sleeps. She can bear it all a bit better while she is asleep. Or so she says.â
âSo just let her sleep, then.â
But Fridz shakes her head, making her long red hair fly about. âShe takes tablets,â she says. âBecause she canât sleep without them. But â â and here she boxes Konrad prettyhard in the arm, âthese tablets, Iâm telling you, if you take too many of them, theyâre dangerous.â
âAh,â says Konrad. âSo could a person sleep until next Sunday?â
âOh, you thicko! You donât sleep. You die!â
âOh, right, I see,â says Konrad.
And then the two of them sit by the dark brown canal without speaking. Until Fridz says, âI could kill her!â
âWho?â cries Konrad, shocked. âYour mum?â
âDonât talk such rubbish!â Fridz stands up and starts walking, and Konrad has to hurry to catch up with her.
âThat Kristine,â says Fridz. âKristine with a K. My dadâs girlfriend. I could kill her. If it wasnât for her, then we wouldnât have all this trouble. The stupid cow.â
âHmm,â says Konrad. âYou should tell your dad to come home. Tell him he should do it for your mumâs sake. That usually works.â
âYou are soft in the head.â Fridz doesnât even look at Konrad. She just walks more quickly along the canal path. âWhat do you think he would do if I said that?â
âDunno,â says Konrad, who is a little out of breath.
Then Fridz stops. She stands in front of Konrad with her hands on her hips. âMy dear child,â she says in a very deep voice. âI know that all this is hard for you. But there is nothing I can do about that. You see, my angel, when two people donât love each other any more, then they have to separate. Otherwise, it all just gets even worse. And thatâs no good to anyone. So!â
âSo,â says Fridz again, this time in her normal voice. âAndthen he hugs me and gives me a cuddle and says, âYouâre my little dandelion, my little princess, my fairy queen.â â She rolls her eyes. âAnd then off he goes again to his blonde Kristine.â
Oh dear, oh dear! Konrad senses danger. Fridz looks as if she is about to burst into tears. And then Konrad Bantelmann would be here at the canal, which is not allowed, he would be here with a girl, which is just not right for a boy, and the girl would, moreover, be crying! Konrad just couldnât cope with so many terrible and forbidden things all at once.
âWell,â he says quickly. âWell â¦â He has to say something that will make sure Fridz doesnât start crying. âYou could â¦â he says, though he still has no idea what on earth she could do. âYou couldâ¦set a trap for Kristine!â
âWhat kind of a trap?â
Well, at least sheâs not crying.
âA trap ⦠with ⦠a trap with â¦â
Oh lordy me, Konrad Bantelmann, you are getting absolutely nowhere. He canât think