do.â
Itâs amazing how quickly Elanaâs accent is fading. I mean, Iâve heard that happens, especially with younger people, but by the end of the summer, no one will even know sheâs from France.
âEnough calorie talk,â Summer says. âFinley needs an intervention. We gotta talk her out of adopting the freeloader guy from the party.â
âNo, we need to go back to our Vampire Diaries episode,â I try. âToby Rhinehart guest-starred this week.â
âToby Rhinehart is an overrated, overpaid, photoshopped pretty boy with way too many fucking kids,â Summer rattles off.
âDonât evenâ¦â I fake gasp, wishing for this debate instead of the Eddie intervention. I shouldnât have brought him up.
âEddie,â Elana inserts. No help at all. Thanks. âHis name is Eddie.â
Summer waves a hand to stop her. âDonât give him a name. For Finley, thatâs like the starving kids in those commercials begging to be sponsored for pennies a day.â
Okay, so I left out the part about Eddie being Edward James Wellington IV when I filled my roommates in on the balcony incident. Eddie seemed so committed to his new identity that I kind of feel committed to it as well. Which is really weird. Heâs the one taking advantage of meâwell, of my balcony and my omelet-making skills.
âI caught him. Heâs not sleeping on your vitamin D chair anymore. Itâs a big building. I probably wonât see him ever again,â I say, using my most convincing tone.
Summer rolls her eyes. âThatâs what everyone says after they feed a stray cat.â
âHeâs lucky my mom didnât catch him,â Elana adds.
The three of us sit in silence for several moments. No one can disagree with that. French Mama is scary.
âHow was the sex?â Summer blurts out.
âWhy?â My face heats up. I glance at Elana, whose dark eyes are wide with interest. âMaybe now isnât the timeââ
âGive me a break. Jesus, the girl is hardly innocent.â She gives Elana a one-second glance.
Elanaâs expression stiffens, but she says nothing. Smart girl. Sheâs figured out Summerâs need to get that big reaction out of people.
Summer stands and brushes the crumbs off her designer loungewear. Yep, she and Eddie have nothing in common. She turns her attention from Elana to me. âI wasnât asking for a play-by-play, just a one-word answer.â
My cheeks warm even more. âGood.â
âGood?â she repeats. This seems to stump her. The front door opens, and Summer perks up. âIâm gonna stop her before any fish is cooked. What the hell is wrong with chicken?â
Elana and I are left alone in Summerâs room. I look Elana over carefully. Sheâs had a rough yearâone deserving of its own storyâand Summer dug up that dirt, tossed it right on the floor in front of us. That canât be easy for Elana. âHeyâ¦you okay?â
She picks at a loose thread on the comforter. âYeah, itâs just weird. Being back here. Especially with Alex and Eveâ¦â
A big part of Elanaâs drama last year involved a fake relationship with Alex that landed them a big CK gig. I did that Calvin Klein shoot too, and Eve was the photographerâs assistant. When all that drama went down, Alex and Eve got worried about Elana and decided to get French Mama involvedâElana had been in America under the supervision of our modeling agency. Which basically means no supervision. Something Alex and Eve deemed problematic, to put it politely. So basically, itâs their fault Elana is being tortured by her mother.
âTheyâre in Europe right now,â I point out. âFor a couple weeks, I think.â
Elana nods. âI know.â
Elanaâs mom calls her into the kitchen. She jumps up immediately. After sheâs gone, I return to
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