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– March 15, 2011 – 12:35 PM
    To: Renee Greene
    Subject: Re: If you want anything done right, you have to do it yourself
    Wow.  He does sound pretty great and I know how much you love that whole do-gooder thing.  From now on, I will refer to him as Dudley Do Right.  Two additional things in his favor:  (1) He’s easy on the eyes.  VERY easy.  (2) His parents aren’t around.  That means no Jewish mother in law.
     
    From: Renee Greene – March 15, 2011 – 12:38 PM
    To: Shelley Manning
    Subject: Re: If you want anything done right, you have to do it yourself
    Oh Shelley!  You are so wicked!
     
    From: Shelley Manning – March 15, 2011 – 12:42 PM
    To: Renee Greene
    Subject: Re: If you want anything done right, you have to do it yourself
    I know, sweetie.  That’s why you keep me around.  Good luck and let me know how it goes.  Mwah! Mwah!
     
    From: [email protected]/PRGal1981 – March 15, 2011 – 1:13 PM
    To: [email protected]/LiveRight23
    Subject: Hi
    Hi Live Right 23.  I was on the Choose Jews site and came across your profile.  I must say I’m very impressed with your recent career change.  How wonderful to feel so good about the work you are doing.  I work in PR and sometimes feel like my time could be better spent helping to raise awareness for important issues and causes, instead of helping to sell toys and ovens.
     
    Anyway, I think we might enjoy hanging out together.  Why don’t you check out my profile and let me know if you are interested in meeting up.  Thanks.
     
    From: Renee Greene – March 16, 2011 – 9:08 AM
    To: Ashley Price; Shelley Manning
    Subject: I need a stiff drink!
    It’s only 9:00 am and I already need a stiff drink.  No sexual innuendo here, Shelley.  I really just need a hard drink.  Okay that probably didn’t help matters much, huh?  Let’s just say I’m eager to meet at Flint’s tonight after work.  In?  Out?
     
    From: Shelley Manning – March 16, 2011 – 9:10 AM
    To: Ashley Price; Renee Greene
    Subject: Re: I need a stiff drink!
    LMAO!  In, in, in!
     
    From: Ashley Price – March 16, 2011 – 9:15 AM
    To: Shelley Manning; Renee Greene
    Subject: Re: I need a stiff drink!
    IN!!!!  I will meet you at Flint’s tonight with my new doo.  Yes! I am taming the wild beast that is my hair with a new haircut and Brazilian blowout at Ra Jai salon (using that free $500 gift certificate from the casino party with Austin).  So, be prepared to be wowed!
     
    From: Shelley Manning – March 16, 2011 – 9:18 AM
    To: Ashley Price; Renee Greene
    Subject: Re: I need a stiff drink!
    Brazilian Blowout?  That sounds kinky.
     
    From: Ashley Price – March 16, 2011 – 9:20 AM
    To: Shelley Manning; Renee Greene
    Subject: Re: I need a stiff drink!
    It’s nothing sexual, Shelley.  It’s a hair-straightening technique that takes out the frizz.
     
    From: Shelley Manning – March 16, 2011 – 9:21 AM
    To: Renee Greene
    Subject: Fwd: Re: I need a stiff drink!
    What’s her problem?  She’s such a prude!
     
    From: Ashley Price – March 16, 2011 – 9:21 AM
    To: Renee Greene
    Subject: Fwd: Re: I need a stiff drink!
    What is her problem?  She’s such a whore!
     
    From: Renee Greene – March 16, 2011 – 9:22 AM
    To: Shelley Manning
    Subject: Re: Fwd: Re: I need a stiff drink!
    BEHAVE!
     
    From: Renee Greene – March 16, 2011 – 9:22 AM
    To: Ashley Price
    Subject: Re: Fwd: Re:  I need a stiff drink!
    BEHAVE!
     
    From: Renee Greene – March 16, 2011 – 9:23 AM
    To: Shelley Manning; Ashley Price
    Subject: Re: I need a stiff drink!
    Okay.  See you both tonight and looking forward to seeing the new you, Ashley.  :)
     
    From: Ashley Price – March 16, 2011 – 3:20 PM
    To: Shelley Manning; Renee Greene
    Subject: Re: I need a stiff drink!
    Sorry ladies, but I won’t be joining you tonight.  My hair looks like…what’s the word, oh yeah, poop.  Ra Jai completely butchered it.  I’m heading to a walk-in salon in the morning to see if they can fix