than from dingy river merchants. Think, and think hard, about everything the River Thief could do for his worshipers if he could dip into the imperial wealth or if he commanded a fraction of all the taxes in Ixos or the taxes in all three league kingdoms. Iâm offering a chance for your god to shape the leagueâs destiny.â
The sailors had stopped smiling. One had gone back to playing aft lookout. The other two sailors were again staring at Nicodemusâs unseen interrogator. âYou suggest that the River Thief should be enslaved in one of the regencyâs pet divinity complexes?â
Nicodemus had known this question was coming. Usually it was asked just before a neodemon either converted or tried to expose Nicodemusâs internal organs to air. âWhy would I suggest such a small prize?â he asked. âJoining an existing complex is for the neodemons who need the Sacred Regentâs protection. But itâs the other way around for the River Thief; the Sacred Regent needs protection from him. With the right go-betweenânamely meâyou could name your terms. Or forget the regency entirely, we could go directly to the Council of Starfall and give your god a jurisdiction greater than this kingdomâs.â
Someone from the bow called out and one of the sailors hurried away. But what did his interrogator think? She would be the key to the River Thief. A moment passed in which only the creaking of boards and the lapping of water sounded. Then, at last, the interrogator said, âYou must have a very high opinion of yourself, that you think you could achieve such a feat.â
âI have managed to get one or two things done in my youth. I could catch the right ears for you.â
âSkinmage,â his interrogator asked, her voice growing tense, âI begin to fear that you have not been completely forthcoming regarding who you are. That or you are a consummate lunatic. To whom am I speaking?â
âThis is not that kind of conversation.â
âAre you fond of trying to reverse situations in which you are bound and censored with a knife point to your kidneys?â
Something cold and sharp press up against Nicodemusâs left flank. âI try not to make a habit out of it,â he replied with as much composure as he could muster. âBut, truly, I can help the River Thief gain power beyond any previous. Even more importantly, I can offer him protection.â
The woman snorted. âNo, Iâm afraid that wonât work. The River Thief has no need to fear the Trimuril or Leandra Weal.â Her voice grew louder. âThey have never found us, and they never will.â
Nicodemus waited a moment before speaking softly. âYour crew is listening, so perhaps you would let me whisper something to you.â
Nicodemus felt pressure on his sides and then heard his interrogator speaking close behind his head. âYou have exactly one breath to convince me that I shouldnât cut you into pieces small enough for the river fish to swallow.â
âItâs too late,â Nicodemus whispered. âYouâve swallowed poison bait.â
She was silent for a moment. âWhat do you mean?â
âThink about what I just offered so loudly. Who could make such an offer?â
âNo one.â
âNo one except Nicodemus Weal,â he said before belatedly adding, âOr his wife. If you do convert, donât tell Francesca I forgot that part.â
âYouâre mad as a monkey in heat.â
âYou are the River Thiefâs avatar, yes?â he asked.
Rather than answer him, she said, âYou canât be the Halcyon; weâve had reports that Nicodemus Weal went after a brigand goddess to the east of Chandralu nearly thirty days ago. Thereâs been no word that he came back.â
âWhere do you get such information?â Nicodemus asked. âTell me and I could make things even easier for
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