from hell who haunts the cemetery swamp that floods whenever it rains. What are the odds?â
âOne hundred thousand to one.â
âExcellent. Put me down for ten. Can almost taste dem dolla dolla bills.â
âWhat about you, lover boy?â Murray said, leaning down. âWhat do you think your girl is? Witch? Alien? Werewolf ? . . . Weredropbear?â
âWeredrop what?â Lola said.
âReal problem back home. Sydneyâs bloody infested with âem. Everyone walks âround with Vegemite rubbed behind their ears to keep from getting mauled. Itâs a flippinâ tragedy, the amount of good blokes and sheilas weâve lost to weardropbearism.â
I lifted my head from the foot well. âWould you all please shut up and remember that weâre on a very serious intelligence gathering slash stalking mission? Suds, go around to the end of Beauchamp Roadâwe can catch her on the other side.â
âWay ahead of you, pipsqueak,â Sadie said as I felt the car cut a wide U-turn onto the appropriately yet unimaginatively named Cemetery Drive.
âThere it is,â Lola said. âThe dead center of town.â
âI hear people are dying to get in,â Murray said.
âI donât know about that,â I said. âI hear everyone inside is pretty stiff.â
âThere she is,â Lola said, smacking my shoulder. âHenry, get up, sheâs far enough away that she wonât see us.â
Murray yanked me up from the foot well by my coat andâwith much effort and gruntingâI eventually sat up beside him. Grace was a little ways away, walking along a row of headstones, the cluster of motley garden flowers grasped in her left hand. Sheâd taken her knit cap off and let her hair out so that the breeze caught it and it reflected the afternoon light and took on the color of sour buttercream. She stopped and tucked a wayward strand behind her ear and knelt at a grave that was already garlanded with dozens of blooms in various stages ofdecomposition. And then she sunk down into the grass on her stomach, her head resting on one arm, her fingers twirling blades of grass, her feet kicked up behind her. Even at this distance I could see her lips movingâGrace was talking, singing maybe, to an invisible someone beneath the earth.
All of us sat transfixed for a minute, sedated by the stillness that comes with seeing an intensely private moment that doesnât belong to you. Then Sadie shook her head and put the car into drive. âWe werenât meant to see this, Henry. This wasnât for us.â
I nodded. âTake us home, Suds.â
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I sat on the front windowsill all afternoon, reading a book and watching a storm roll in, waiting for the mystery of the disappearing car to be solved. Just after sunset, when the sky was bruised with a lightning storm, a car slowed in front of our house. I watched through the glass as a short bald man got out of the passenger side and ran through the rain to Graceâs Hyundai. As he opened the door, he looked up, saw me looking at him, and raised his hand. I mirrored his gesture. The man nodded and got into the car and turned it around and drove off into the bucketing downpour, his brake lights like a demonâs eyes in the darkness.
THERE WAS NO WAY for me to broach the subject of the cemetery with Grace without admitting that weâd followed her there, so, like a sane, logical, and emotionally healthy person, I decided to try and forget what Iâd seen. Instead I followed Murrayâs advice about getting to know her, which turned out to be harder than it sounded, because Grace Town was possibly the strangest human being alive.
Over the next couple of weeks, we ate lunch together almost every day, sometimes with my friends, sometimesâwhen I got the feeling that she didnât want to be around other humansâalone.