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Garden told them all the moral!
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  PLACIDIO
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  Well, that’s Midsummer Night’s Dream ,
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  man! You got it wrong—
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  LUIS
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  No, YOU got it wrong—it’s
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  Shakespeare’s greatest play: In the Park !
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  It’s what we want and we won’t settle for
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  anything less…right, guys?!
    All the prisoners start pounding on their desks …
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  PRISONERS
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  In the Park…In the Park…In the Park!
    The Director, scarier than the rest of the inmates, begins to back off—a riot is about to begin! Suddenly the door opens and a GUARD and WARDEN DANIELS enter .
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  WARDEN DANIELS
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  What the hell? Quiet down! All of you!
    The Guard waves his gun and the prisoners quiet down .
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  WARDEN DANIELS (CONT’D)
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  The heck is going on in here, Placidio?
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  PLACIDIO
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  These motherfuckers, they can’t decide which
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  play they want to do for the next round.
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  LUIS
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  We did decide! We want to do
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  SHAKESPEARE IN THE PARK!
    The prisoners cheer, but the Warden is skeptical, until —
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  ROBERT
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  Placidio said it was our choice and we
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  choose Shakespeare in the Park —what’s
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  wrong with that? I love that play, it’s
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  dear to me, it’s dear to all of us, it’s got
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  everything: romance, betrayal, fresh air,
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  sunlight! It’s the Bard’s most