Free A Load of Hooey by Bob Odenkirk Page A

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    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  PLACIDIO
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  Okay, slow down, look…you mean, you
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  saw a Shakespeare play , like Othello , or
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  Richard the Third , or Hamlet …IN THE
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  PARK. Right? Yeah?
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  LUIS
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  I don’t know about that…it was just
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  called Shakespeare in the Park when
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  I saw it.
    Charlie, thirty-four and obese, with fine features and extensive facial tattoos, completely out of his league, suddenly butts in —
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  CHARLIE
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  ( growing more sure of himself as he speaks )
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  Yeah, me too…I saw that play, too. Yeah.
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  I loved it. I love Shakespeare, all of him,
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  but this one…yes, is his best.
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  LUIS
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  Yeah, man, it had everything.
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  PLACIDIO
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  Like what, then? What happens in it?
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  LUIS
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  Well, this kid slept with his mother, the
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  queen…
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  PLACIDIO
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  That’s Hamlet …
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  RAFALIO
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  Oh, yeah, and then this Dad-King killed
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  his sons…
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  PLACIDIO
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  Richard the Third …
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  CHARLIE
    Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  …then at the end, the sprite from the
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