understand!â he said. âYou can see me! Ten minutes ago you said I didnât even exist, and now youâre talking to me!â
âThere is nothing strange about it,â said the Abbot. âTen minutes ago it was official. Goodness me, I canât go around letting people believe that Iâve been wrong all along, can I? The Abbots have been denying there is anything Outside for generations. I canât suddenly say they were all wrong. People would think Iâve gone mad.â
âWould they?â said Masklin.
âOh, yes. Politics, you see. Abbots canât go changing their minds all the time. Youâll find this out. The important thing about being a leader is not being right or wrong, but being certain . Otherwise people wouldnât know what to think. Of course, it helps to be right as well,â the Abbot conceded. He leaned back.
âThere were terrible wars in the Store once,â he said. âTerrible wars. A terrible time. Nome against nome. Decades ago, of course. It seemed that there was always some nome who thought his family should rule the Store. The Battle of the Freight Elevator, the Goods Inward Campaign, the dreadful Mezzanine Wars . . . But thatâs past, now. And do you know why?â
âNo,â said Masklin.
âWe stopped it. The Stationeri. By cunning and common sense and diplomacy. We made them see that Arnold Bros (est. 1905) expects nomes to be at peace with one another. Now then. Supposing that I, in there, had said I believed you. People would have thought, The old boy has gone off his head.â The Abbot chuckled. âAnd then theyâd have said, Have the Stationeri been wrong all this time? They would have panicked. Well, of course, that would never do. We must hold the nomes together. You know how they bicker at every opportunity.â
âThatâs true,â said Masklin. âAnd they always blame you for everything and say, Whatâre you going to do about it?â
âYouâve noticed, have you?â said the Abbot, smiling. âIt seems to me that you have exactly the right qualification for being a leader.â
âI donât think so!â
âThatâs what I mean. You donât want to be one. I didnât want to be Abbot.â He drummed his fingers on his walking stick and then looked sharply at Masklin.
âPeople are always a lot more complicated than you think,â he said. âItâs very important to remember that.â
âI will,â said Masklin, not knowing what else to say.
âYou donât believe in Arnold Bros (est. 1905), do you?â said the Abbot. It was more a statement than a question.
âWell, erââ
âIâve seen him, you know. When I was a boy. I climbed all the way up to Consumer Accounts, by myself, and hid, and I saw him at his desk writing.â
âOh?â
âHe had a beard.â
âOh.â
The Abbot drummed his fingers on his stick. He seemed to be making up his mind about something. Then he said, âHmm. Where was your home?â
Masklin told him. Funnily, it seemed a lot better now that he looked back on it. More summers than winters, more nuts than rat. No bananas or electric or carpets, but plenty of fresh air. And in memory there didnât seem to be as much drizzle and frost. The Stationeri listened politely.
âIt was a lot better when we had more people,â Masklin finished. He glanced at his feet. âYou could come and stay. When the Store is demo-thinged.â
The Abbot laughed. âIâm not sure Iâd fit in,â he said. âIâm not sure I want to believe in your Outside . It sounds cold and dangerous. Anyway, I shall be going on a rather more mysterious journey. And now, please excuse me, I must rest.â He thumped on the floor with his stick. Gurder appeared as if by magic.
âTake Masklin away and educate him a little,â said the