Abbot, âand then the both of you come back here. But leave that black box, please. I wish to learn more about it. Put it on the floor.â
Masklin did so. The Abbot poked it with his stick.
âBlack box,â he said, âwhat are you, and what is your purpose?â
â I am the Flight Recorder and Navigation Computer of the starship Swan. I have many functions. My current major function is to guide and advise those nomes shipwrecked when their scout ship crashed here fifteen thousand years ago. â
âIt talks like this all the time,â said Masklin apologetically.
âWho are these nomes of which you speak?â said the Abbot.
âAll nomes.â
âIs that your only purpose?â
âI have also been given the task of keeping nomes safe and taking them Home.â
âVery commendable,â said the Abbot. He looked up at the other two.
âRun along, then,â he commanded. âShow him a little of the world, Gurder. And then I shall have a task for both of you.â
Educate him a little, the Abbot had said.
That meant starting with The Book of Nome , which consisted of pieces of paper sewn together with marks on them.
âHumans use it for cigarettes,â said Gurder, and read the first dozen verses. They listened in silence, and then Granny Morkie said, âSo this Arnold Brosââ
ââ(est. 1905)ââ said Gurder primly.
âWhatever,â said Granny. âHe built the Store just for nomes?â
âEr. Ye-ess,â said Gurder, uncertainly.
âWhat was here before, then?â said Granny.
âThe Site.â Gurder looked uncomfortable. âYou see, the Abbot says there is nothing outside the Store. Um.â
âBut weâve comeâ â
âHe says that tales of Outside are just dreams.â
âSo when I said all that about where we lived, he was just laughing at me?â said Masklin.
âIt is often very hard to know what the Abbot really believes,â said Gurder. âI think most of all he believes in Abbots.â
â You believe us, donât you?â said Grimma. Gurder nodded, half hesitantly.
âIâve often wondered where the trucks go, and where the humans come from,â he said. âThe Abbot gets very angry when you mention it, though. The other thing is thereâs been a new season. That means something. Some of us have been watching humans, and when thereâs a new season, something unusual is happening.â
âHow can you have seasons when you donât know about weather?â said Masklin.
âWeather has got nothing to do with seasons. Look, someone can take the old people down to the Food Hall, and Iâll show you two. Itâs all very odd. Butââand now Gurderâs face was a picture of miseryââArnold Bros (est. 1905) wouldnât destroy the Store, would he?â
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III. And Arnold Bros (est. 1905) said, Let there be Signs, so that All within shall know the Proper Running of the Store .
IV. On the Moving Stairs, let the Sign Be: Dogs and Strollers Must be Carried;
V. And Arnold Bros (est. 1905) waxed wroth, for many carried neither dog nor stroller;
VI. On the Lifts, let the Sign Be: This Elevator to Carry Ten Persons;
VII. And Arnold Bros (est. 1905) waxed wroth, for oftimes the Lifts carried only two or three;
VIII. And Arnold Bros (est. 1905) said, Truly Humans are Stupid, who do not understand plain language .
From The Book of Nome, Regulations v. IIIâVIII
I T WAS A long walk through the busy underfloor world.
They found that Stationeri could go where they liked. The other departments didnât fear them, because the Stationeri werenât a true department. There were no women and children, for one thing.
âSo people have to join ?â said Masklin.
âWe are selected,â Gurder corrected. âSeveral intelligent boys from each department every year. But when
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