her yet. More presentable than the others, and can affect the genteel when she feels like it. Unmarried, like me. We did get together and have a bit of a chat onceâten or twelve years ago, it must beâbut we didnât really click. You donât click, with the Simmeters.â
âIs Len unmarried too?â
âWell, he is now. I think he has been marriedâyes, I remember: we were talking once about how unfair the tax system is to the single personâthatâs Len Simmeterâs type of conversation, though itâs perfectly true as wellâand he described himself as a widower. Though when people say that, theyâre just as often divorced, and donât want to admit it for some reason. It wouldnât be surprising if he were, and Iâd never blame the wife: heâs not someone most women would fancy.â
Miss Cosgrove stood up.
âArenât we gossiping? Well, that was nice. Iâd better get across the way before I start slandering anyone else. Iâve got tickets for Othello tomorrow night, and I really ought to get in a bit of homework.â
Miss Cosgrove, Simon felt, had earned her conducted tour of the Zoo. The next day, when he saw a faded blonde head turn in the street below the house, he said to himself: âThereâs Connie.â
He had kicked himself after Miss Cosgrove left for not askingprecisely what Leonard Simmeter did on the railways. It wasnât the sort of thing you could bring up casually when you met on the stairs. But, as it happened, he found out unexpectedly two days later.
He was leaving the house, as usual, at about five to nine, and from the front door of No. 23 a young girl came out, and they banged doors together. Twenty, in a red, short skirt, bright as new paint, and glorying in being young in the era of the young. She was the sort of girl you had to smile at, and the smile she gave Simon back was brilliant, open, and frankly interested.
âHello,â she said chirpily, with a faint trace of cockney accent, and reminding Simon of a cock-a-hoop London sparrow. âMoved next door, have you?â
Thatâs right. About a fortnight ago.â
âRoom all right?â
âNot too bad,â said Simon, as they began walking along Miswell Terrace together. âA bit dismal.â
âI know. They mostly are in this area. Thatâs why theyâre cheap, isnât it? I wouldnât have expected that youâd get anything very cheery with that creepy lot.â
âThe Simmeters? Do you know them?â
âNo. Just seen them coming in and out now and again. They look a bitâyou knowâyukky.â
âOh, theyâre all right. I havenât seen much of them.â
âI donât suppose you will. My landlady says they keep themselves to themselves. Mind you, there was all that trouble last year, and that brought him out a bit.â
âTrouble?â
âAt the tube, where he works. I wasnât here then, but my landlady told me. Heâs got a temper, has your Mr Simmeter. And heâs sort of Deputy Station Master, or whatever the pecking order is, down the road, at the Angel. Anyway, he got on his high horse, started giving someone a real dressing-downâone of the guards or somethingâand it was downright abuse, and there was practically a strike. There was a stoppage, and it went to arbitration, and he was censuredâyou know the kind of thing. It got in all the local papers, because of the inconvenience the stoppage caused. He was interviewedâimagine! My landlady said she learned more about the Simmeters that weekthan sheâd learnt in the whole twenty years theyâd lived next door.â
âSo she doesnât know them well?â
âHardly at all. Wellâthis is me. âBye for now.â
And giving him a smile that said she wouldnât mind talking to him again if he was interested, she turned into a little