improve a great deal on acquaintance. I had a kind of feeling that I was about as popular with him as a cold Welsh rabbit.
âWhatâs your name?â he asked.
âMy name? Oh, Wooster, donât you know, and what not.â
âMy popâs richer than you are!â
That seemed to be all about me. The child having said his say, started in on the jam again. I turned to Jeeves.
âI say, Jeeves, can you spare a moment? I want to show you something.â
âVery good, sir.â We toddled into the sitting-room.
âWho is your little friend, Sidney the Sunbeam, Jeeves?â
âThe young gentleman, sir?â
âItâs a loose way of describing him, but I know what you mean.â
â I trust I was not taking a liberty in entertaining him, sir?â
âNot a bit. If thatâs your idea of a large afternoon, go ahead.â
âI happened to meet the young gentleman taking a walk with his fatherâs valet, sir, whom I used to know somewhat intimately in London, and I ventured to invite them both to join me here.â
âWell, never mind about him, Jeeves. Read this letter.â
He gave it the up-and-down.
âVery disturbing, sir!â was all he could find to say.
âWhat are we going to do about it?â
âTime may provide a solution, sir.â
âOn the other hand, it maynât, what?â
âExtremely true, sir.â
Weâd got as far as this, when there was a ring at the door. Jeeves shimmered off, and Cyril blew in, full of good cheer and blitheringness.
âI say, Wooster, old thing,â he said, âI want your advice. You know this jolly old part of mine. How ought I to dress it? What I mean is, the first act scene is laid in an hotel of sorts, at about three in the afternoon. What ought I to wear, do you think?â
I wasnât feeling fit for a discussion of gentâs suitings.
âYouâd better consult Jeeves,â I said.
âA hot and by no means unripe idea! Where is he?â
âGone back to the kitchen, I suppose.â
âIâll smite the good old bell, shall I? Yes? No?â
âRight-o!â
Jeeves poured silently in.
âOh, I say, Jeeves,â began Cyril, âI just wanted to have a syllable or two with you. Itâs this way-Hallo, whoâs this?â
I then perceived that the stout stripling had trickled into the room after Jeeves. He was standing near the door looking at Cyril as if his worst fears had been realised. There was a bit of a silence. The child remained there, drinking Cyril in for about half a minute; then he gave his verdict:
âFish-face!â
âEh? What?â said Cyril.
The child, who had evidently been taught at his motherâs knee to speak the truth, made his meaning a trifle clearer.
âYouâve a face like a fish!â
He spoke as if Cyril was more to be pitied than censured, which I am bound to say I thought rather decent and broadminded of him. I donât mind admitting that, whenever I looked at Cyrilâs face, I always had a feeling that he couldnât have got that way without its being mostly his own fault. I found myself warming to this child. Absolutely, donât you know. I liked his conversation.
It seemed to take Cyril a moment or two really to grasp the thing, and then you could hear the blood of the Bassington-Bassingtons begin to sizzle.
âWell, Iâm dashed!â he said. âIâm dashed if Iâm not!â
âI wouldnât have a face like that,â proceeded the child, with a good deal of earnestness, ânot if you gave me a million dollars.â He thought for a moment, then corrected himself. âTwo million dollars!â he added.
Just what occurred then I couldnât exactly say, but the next few minutes were a bit exciting. I take it that Cyril must have made a dive for the infant. Anyway, the air seemed pretty well congested with arms and legs