Aislingâs lapels and clung on for all she was worth.
âLet go!â Aisling cried, a little less loudly, now that some of the gullsâ beaks were occupied. âThey wonât be able to grab you ââ
âIâm not letting them take you!â Julie shouted. âThey wonât be able to carry us both!â
âDonât be stupid! Let go!â Aisling tried to prise Julieâs hands from her coat, but the gulls grabbed onto her sleeves. They grabbed Julieâs belt as well, and the hems of her leggings, and the straps of her bra. Aisling saw tears rising in Julieâs eyes as the gullsâ beaks pecked at her skin.
âItâs too late anyway,â said Julie, grabbing Aisling around the waist and ducking her head.
The gulls flapped their wings, and then the girls were lifted from the roof with a sickening lurch, and there was nothing beneath their feet any more. For a moment Aisling panicked, kicking out as if that would do any good. Julie squirmed too, but the gulls only flapped all the harder. Then Aisling felt Julieâs left foot touching the toe of her right boot, and her right foot touching the toe of her left boot. Like a little girl dancing with her father , she thought, and then, but thereâs no dance floor. Thereâs no floor. Thereâs just â
âHey,â said Julie, âitâs going to be all right.â
Aisling could feel a sob building up in her throat. She bit her lip to keep from crying.
âListen,â said Julie, her voice perfectly even, ânowâs not a good time to break down, OK? Theyâre going to have to set us down some time, and when they do that you can cry as much as you like. But right now you need to take a deep breath and stay calm. Can you do that?â
Aisling stared at her, her mind blank.
âCome on,â Julie said. âInhale. Deep breath. Let your belly expand. Can you do that?â
Aisling closed her eyes and breathed in.
âOK, now exhale for a count of four, but preferably not in my face because I donât know what youâve been eating.â
Aisling scowled and exhaled pointedly in Julieâs face.
âThere, see?â said Julie, laughing a little. âNow youâre yourself again.â
âYou know, itâs remarkable how you manage to be a bitch even when youâre trying to be nice.â
âIâve been with you all night,â said Julie. âIâve been taking notes.â
âIf I had a free hand, Iâd slap you.â
âI stopped you crying, didnât I?â
Aisling opened her mouth to speak, but before she could say anything there was a flurry and a bump and they were dropped unceremoniously to the ground. The seagulls circled around them once, crying out all the while, and then flew away in a burst of white feathers.
Julie rolled off Aisling and Aisling scrambled to her feet. They were surrounded by men in strange, old-fashioned uniforms and helmets with face-guards, carrying halberds. The halberds were lowered, with the spiky bits aimed at the two of them.
âYou are under arrest, by orders of the queen,â said one of the men, whose uniform bore a red sash across his chest, âfor trespassing, violation of curfew, climbing on a roof without a licence and intent to commit regicide.â
Julie raised her hands in protest. âHey, what? Regicide? We donât want to kill the queen!â
The man with the red sash sniffed. âPfft, thatâs what they all say. Haul âem in, lads!â
The guards seemed only too eager to do as he said â so eager, in fact, that both Aisling and Julie were grabbed by four guards each, two for each arm. It made their progress rather slow as they were marched from their landing spot to a narrow iron gate where yet another guard was waiting. This one wasnât wearing a helmet; Aisling was somehow not surprised to see that he had the head of a dog,