the wrong direction, away from the forest, Stupid sensed something was wrong and began to squeal. He didnât want to cross the ford, so while Dutton and Gatty tried to drag him, Giles and I shoved him from behind, and we all got wet.
âBones!â said Dutton. âHeâs just as cussed as his brother was. Shove, Arthur! Shove!â
When we had half-pushed and half-dragged Stupid to the yardbehind the barn, Dutton told Gatty to run over to the kitchen and bring back the large mallet and three wooden bowls. âAnd this time be quick!â he said.
As soon as Dutton saw Gatty coming back, he knelt down and grabbed Stupidâs front legs, and tried to get him to kneel down too; and then Giles took the big mallet.
âCome on, Stupid!â gasped Dutton. âSay your prayers!â
But Stupid stamped and squealed, and then he lurched out of Duttonâs grasp and ran off across the barnyard.
âThe rope!â shouted Dutton.
I pounced on the rope tied to Stupidâs back leg, and Gatty got hold of it too, and when the tether was at full stretch, we gave it a jerk. That stopped poor Stupid in his tracks.
âRight!â panted Dutton. âGiles! You ready?â
Giles grunted and Stupid squealed louder than ever. He knew! Heâs not as stupid as all that.
Then Dutton squatted and reached out and wrapped both arms round Stupidâs forelegs and brought him to his knees, and at once Giles raised the big mallet and thwacked Stupid on the top of his head.
Stupid gave one short, sudden, hoarse woof. Then he simply dropped his dripping snout onto his chest, and slowly settled back onto his haunches, and all at once the yard seemed a very quiet place.
Dutton let go of Stupidâs forelegs and stood up. âRight!â he said. âReady?â And he cut Stupidâs throat.
As soon as Gatty, Giles, and I had filled the three bowlswith blood, Dutton rubbed the bristles on the top of Stupidâs head and Stupidâs sandy eyelashes faintly flickered and twitched.
âGood pig!â he said. âRight, you three! Get those bowls into the kitchen before the flies drink the whole lot. And be careful! If you spill a drop, Slim will slice up your guts for sausages and chitterlings!â Dutton guffawed at the thought of it. âHeâll skin you alive,â he said. âLook at the three of you! So worshipful! Like youâre celebrating Easter Mass, and holding up the sacrament.â
âNo, Dutton,â I said. âYou shouldnât say that.â
âSays who?â asked Dutton. âFat Oliver? You coming back, Arthur?â
âIf Gatty is, I am,â I said.
âA good thing too,â said Dutton. âAll the skinning and butcheringâthat needs four of us.â
âIt needs four of us,â said Giles.
âYes, Giles,â said Dutton. âI just said that.â
Then Gatty and Giles and I walked slowly across the yard, carrying our bowls of blood.
âWhatâs it for?â asked Gatty. âAll this!â
âBlack pudding,â I said. âSlim adds vinegar and spices to it, and whips it with a sprig of sage to stop it from curdling. And after heâs salted all the jointsâthe neck and the shoulders and the ribs, the belly and the loin and all thatâheâll make black pudding.â
âNever tasted it!â said Gatty.
âSlim says heâs making it for Halloweâen,â I said, âso Iâll save you a piece for when you come guising. You too, Giles.â
âWhatâs it made of?â Gatty asked.
âStupid!â I said. âMainly! And fat and spice. And onions. You mix it all up, and pour it into the gut, and poach it. Slim showed me.â
Serle must have heard us because he came bursting out of the kitchen and met us just outside the door.
âSerle!â I exclaimed. âWhat are you doing here?â
âWhatâs that?â demanded