control you ever had over her. Right now, sheâs still askinâ, and thatâs a good thing. You wanna keep that up as long as possible. So, yes, I say you let her go, and you trust that youâve done a good enough job these last fourteen odd years that sheâs got enough judgment to stay on the good side of stupid. And you donât check up on her story, no matter how much youâll want to. Thatâll just put her on the spot. Thatâs the cop in you thinkingânot the parent. Sheâll be fifteen in a couple months. Thatâs only two years younger than you were when you had her.â
âWell, thatâs exactly my point,â my mother said.
Uncle Henry shrugged. âYou turned out okay. Everything happens for a reason.â
She laughed. âI was the other side of stupid, that was the reason. The bad side.â
âThat could be.â
We all laughed then and went back to eating. My thoughts returned to Mr. Wyatt Edward Farrow and something new occurred to me. âMom? Do you think maybe Mr. Farrow might have snatched up Mary Ann Dailey?â
Confusion fell over her face. âNow, where in the world would you get an idea like that?â
âWell, heâs just suspicious, is all,â I said. âHeâs doinâ somethinâ sneaky.â
âWhy do you think heâs doinâ somethinâ sneaky?â she asked.
I looked across at Uncle Henry for backup, but he wasnât even looking at me. âWell, me and Dewey . . . weâve sorta been watchinâ him, and thereâs some disturbinâ things weâve noticed. You know, he never leaves that garage, not even to go to the bathroom?â
My mother wiped her mouth and set down her napkin. âHow in the Lordâs name would you boys know anythinâ âbout that manâs bathroom schedule?â
âWe watch from the lawn. The lights never come on in the rest of the house. Dewey thinks maybe he goes to the toilet in the dark, though.â
She shook her head. Her eyes were full of disbelief. âDo you boys go to the bathroom while youâre spyinâ on the neighbor ?â
I furrowed my brow, thinking about this, and realized that we didnât. Then I realized if we could go that long without going, probably so could Mr. Farrow. My mother noticed the revelation on my face. âStop thinkinâ bad things about the neighbors. It ainât neighborly,â she said.
Uncle Henry still refused to offer even a smidgeon of support. âBut, Mama, he never leaves that house. Ever.â
âWhat does he eat?â she asked.
âWhat do you mean?â
âHe told us he works nights . And Iâve seen him walkinâ in the early mornings many times. I think he goes for walks after finishing workinâ all night and then comes back and sleeps all day. But for cryinâ out loud, Abe, he has to buy groceries. You should be able to figure out for yourself that he must leave the house sometimes. Just not the times you boys are stakinâ it out.â
All this made perfect sense when she laid it out like that. I couldnât figure out why Uncle Henry was keeping so quiet, though. Only a couple hours earlier he had been telling me and Dewey that we were on to something. Even in light of this new information, I still knew we were. In fact, it was all starting to add up and make some kind of sense in my head. When we finally finished dinner and I helped clean up and dry the dishes, I phoned Dewey and quietly told him my new theory.
âI figured it all out,â I said. âMr. Farrow goes out every morninâ and collects all the roadkill. My momâs even seen him leavinâ many times.â
I could sense Deweyâs excitement even through the telephone line. âWhat does he do with it?â he asked. âYou reckon he eats it like old Newt Parker?â
âNah, Mr. Farrow buys groceries to eat,â I
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