apartment.â
âReally?â
âYeah, Iâm just waiting for him to call back and make a time to see it. Itâs $695. One bedroom. Yard. In Sunset Park.â
âThey take dogs?â
âYeah. The only bad thing is itâs right next door to a car alarm store.â
âHow bad could that be?â Theo said glancing at the escort ads.
âGirl, are you there?â Sammy said after a short silence on the phone.
âDo you think I should be an escort or get into a depression study?â
Every queer Theo knew in San Francisco had done phone sex, been a dominatrix or a stripper or hooker.
âOh, youâre reading the back of the paper. Escort,â Sammy said laughing. âIt makes me think of Cary Grant in a top hat.â
âSeriously. I have a wig,â Theo said.
People could do anything if they put their mind to it, right? She hadnât had sex with a man since high school, but how hard could it really be?
âYouâre not really going to be a prostitute,â Sammy said, a touch surprised.
âIt canât hurt,â Theo said. The dare of it filled her with courage. âIâll call you right back.â She hung up and dialed the number of an escort agency.
âHello,â a woman answered after the first ring.
âHello. Iâm calling about the ad for the escort job,â Theo said.
âAre you a police officer?â
Theo laughed.
The woman was silent.
âNo,â Theo quickly said.
âHave you escorted before?â
âNo.â
Theo could hear the woman hesitate so she added, âBut my friends have. I know what the job is.â
âTell me what you look like,â the woman said.
Theo knew not to tell her she was butch. Even though prostitution included special requests, she was sure there wasnât a great demand for timid sirmaâamsirs.
âIâm five foot seven and a half inches. Brown eyes. A hundred and forty pounds.â
âWhatâs your bra size?â the woman interrupted.
â36 B,â Theo lied.
Theo was flat as a board, even though she came from a long line of huge-breasted women. When she was ten sheâd started to pray before bed please God, donât give me any tits . Sheâd been boyish for as long as she could remember, and when her chest remained flat while the chests of the girls on her soccer team grew, Theo wondered if sheâd really saved herself with prayer.
âWell, thereâs a market for small-breasted women. What about tattoos? Do you have any?â
Theo was running out of truths the Madame could handle. Being a tattooed prostitute in San Francisco was a plus, but here in New York things were different.
âI have one,â Theo started.
âWhat is it?â
Theo considered how to word it, and then just said, âA dagger?â as if she was asking permission.
She could hear the Madameâs skepticism, âWhere is the dagger?â
âOn my chest, uh, between my breasts.â
Theo was surprised to find herself invested in getting an escort interview. She was agitated by the womanâs hesitation.
âHow big is the dagger?â
âItâs tasteful, I swear,â Theo insisted.
âCan you come to the East Village around three oâclock tomorrow so I can take a look at you and see if youâd be the right fit for us?â
âSure,â Theo said, writing down the address.
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Theo was too ashamed to tell anyone sheâd gotten the idea for her first tattoo from a photograph in Madonnaâs SEX book. The picture was of Madonna sitting on the floor between two shaved-headed lesbians. Madonna, freshly emerged from a bondage scene, rubbing her rope-burned wrists. Theo didnât give a shit about Madonna having sex or getting tied up by lesbians. But she did care about the perfect dagger tattoo on one lesbianâs chest, as if sheâd swallowed the knife whole.
Theo had just
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