just about nothing in front and on top. The barber said there wasnât much he could do until the hair grew back. Between his fangs and his hair he was getting funnier looking every day.
The second was my father came home with a chain latch for my bedroom door. I could reach it when I stood on tip-toe, but that brother of mine couldnât reach it at allâno matter what!
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Our committee was the ï¬rst to give its report. Mrs. Haver said we did a super job. She liked our poster a lot. She thought the silver-sparkle airplane was the best. The only thing she asked us was, how come we included a picture of a ï¬ying train?
8
The TV Star
Aunt Linda is my motherâs sister. She lives in Boston. Last week she had a baby girl. So now I have a new cousin. My mother decided to ï¬y to Boston to see Aunt Linda and the new baby.
âIâll only be gone for the weekend,â my mother told me.
I was sitting on her bed watching her pack. âI know,â I said.
âDaddy will take care of you and Fudge.â
âI know,â I said again.
âAre you sure youâll be all right?â she asked me.
âSure. Why not?â
âWill you help Daddy with Fudge?â
âSure, Mom. Donât worry.â
âIâm not worrying. Itâs just that Daddy is so . . . well, you know . . . he doesnât know much about taking care of children.â Then she closed her suitcase.
âWeâll be ï¬ne, Mom,â I said. I was really looking forward to the weekend. My father doesnât care about keeping things neat. He never examines me to see if Iâm clean. And he lets me stay up late at night.
On Friday morning all four of us rode down in the elevator to say good-bye to my mother.
Henry looked at the suitcase. âYou going away, Mr. Hatcher?â he asked.
My mother answered. âNo, I am, Henry. My sister just had her ï¬rst baby. Iâm ï¬ying to Boston for the weekend . . . to help out.â
âNew baby,â Fudge said. âBaby baby baby.â
Nobody paid any attention to him. Sometimes my brother just talks to hear the sound of his own voice.
âHave a nice visit, Mrs. Hatcher,â Henry told my mother when we reached the lobby.
âThank you, Henry,â my mother said. âKeep an eye on my family for me.â
âWill do, Mrs. Hatcher,â Henry said, giving my father a wink.
Outside my father hailed a taxi. He put the suitcase in ï¬rst, then held the door for my mother. When she was settled in the cab my father said, âDonât worry about us. Weâll be just ï¬ne.â
âJust ï¬ne . . . just ï¬ne, Mommy,â Fudge yelled.
âBye, Mom. See you Sunday,â I said.
My mother blew us kisses. Then her cab drove away.
My father sighed while Fudge jumped up and down calling, âBye, Mommy . . . bye bye bye!â
I had no school that day. The teachers were at a special meeting. So my father said heâd take me and Fudge to the ofï¬ce with him.
My fatherâs ofï¬ce is in a huge building made of almost all glass. Itâs really a busy place. You never see people just sitting quietly at desks. Everyoneâs always rushing around. A person could get lost in there. My father has a private ofï¬ce and his own secretary. Her name is Janet and sheâs very pretty. I especially like her hair. Itâs thick and black. She has the longest eyelashes Iâve ever seen. Once I heard my mother say, âJanet must have to get up at the crack of dawn to put on her face.â My father just laughed when my mother said it.
Janetâs seen me before but this was her ï¬rst meeting with Fudge. I was glad his hair was ï¬nally growing back. I explained right off about his teeth. âHeâll look a lot better when heâs older,â I said. âHe knocked out his front two, but