state line. Iâll eat them here. Anyway, my wife introduced me to a woman who told me a wild story about two young boys being missing some thirty-odd years back, and a pile of bones the state investigators said came from here. Do you know this story?â I mentioned Abby because any single male strangers are, in the sloppy dialect of the locals, âquiz.â
âMy nameâs Cook,â the cook said. âRaymus Cook. Yâall hear that? Fellow wants to know if I heard about them missing boys back then. Can you believe that?â To me he said, âYou the second person today to ask. Some fellow from down Mississippi called earlier asking if it was some kind of made-up story.â
I thought, Goddamn parasite Theron Crowther. âIâll be doggone,â I said. âWhatâd you tell him?â
âThatâll be five and a quarter, counting tax.â Raymus Cook handed over two sandwiches on a paper plate and took my money. âI told him my daddyâd be the one to talk to, but Daddyâs been dead eight years. I told him what I believedâthat somebody paid somebody, and that those boysâ families will never rest in peace.â
People from two tables got up from the seats, shot Raymus Cook mean looks, and left the premises. One of them said, âWe been through this enough. Iâmo take my bidness to Olaâs now on.â
Raymus Cook held his head back somewhat and called out, âThis ainât the world it used to be. You just canât go decide to secede every other minute things donât turn out like you want them.â At this precise moment I knew that, later in life, I would regale friends and colleagues alike about how I âstumbled uponâ something. Raymus Cook turned his head halfway to the open kitchen and said, âAinât that right, Ms. Hattie?â
A black woman stuck her face my way and said, âDatboutright, huh-huh,â just like that, fast, as if she waited to say her lines all night long.
âYou canât cook barbecue correct without the touch of a black womanâs hands,â Raymus said to me in not much more than a whisper. âAll these chains got white people smoking out back. Wonât work, Iâll be the first to admit.â
I thought, Fuck, this is going to turn out to be just another one of those stories thatâve bloated the South for 150 years. I didnât want that to happen. I said, âIâm starting a masterâs degree on Southern culture, and I need to write a paper on something that happened a while back that maybe ainât right. You got any stories you could help me out with?â
I sat down at the first table and unwrapped a sandwich. I got up and poured my own tea. Raymus Cook smiled. He picked up a flyswatter and nailed his prey. âSouthern culture?â He laughed. âI donât know that much about Southern culture, even though I got raised right here.â To a family off in the corner he yelled, âYâall want any sweet potato casserole?â Back to me he said, âThatâs one big piece of flypaper hanging, Southern culture. It might be best to accidentally graze a wing to it every once in a while, but mostly buzz around.â
I said, of course, âMan, thatâs a nice analogy.â I tried to think up one to match him, something about river rocks. I couldnât.
âWait a minute,â Raymus Cook said. âI might be thinking about Southern literature. Like Faulkner. Is that what youâre talking about?â
I thought, This guyâs going to help me get through my thesis one day. âHey, can I get a large rack of ribs to go? Iâll get a large rack and a small rack.â I looked up at the menu board. I said, âCan I get a âWillieâ and an âArchieâ?â
It took me a minute to remember those two poor black kidsâ names. I thought, This isnât funny, and took off out