?â
âDonât be silly. This wasnât a child or a famous person falling in front of a train. It was Warren.â She squeezed my arm. âThat idea of yours, about us staying apart for a while. I donât think I can do it.â
âWhy not?â
âBecause I donât want to be apart from you. I have feelings for you.â
âWhat kind of feelings?â
She shrugged and lowered her gaze. âI think we could be a couple.â
âA couple of what?â
âA couple of people who donât ask each other stupid questions.â
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W E SPENT the day together, me feeling frail and sipping herbal tea, Caro browsing through all the books in the shop with a silent concentration that made me suspicious. If Iâd owned a security camera, Iâd definitely have filmed her. We had a minor disagreement when she attempted to skim through a Wessex edition of Hardyâs Under the Greenwood Tree while drinking a cup of hot chocolate and eating a croissant.
âItâs just a book,â she complained when Iâd snatched it away from her. âBooks are meant to be read.â
âNot that book,â I told her.
She got up and peered into my Masculinity case at my mint Nick Hornby first editions, their flawless dust jackets protected in plastic. âYou know what you do?â said Caro. âYou collect books about what itâs like to be a man, written by men who donât know.â
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J UST AS I sometimes was quite unable to resist a first edition, whatever its cost, so was I quite unable to resist Caro. When we were in a room together and she wasnât looking at me, I was miserable. To me, one little kiss from this bed-swerving bitch was worth a thousand fucks from any God-fearing Christian woman. (Not that Iâd ever slept with one.)
Caro couldnât walk across a room without dragging my entrails behind her. Her presence gave me a primordial, unwholesome hunger for warm flesh. If I appear to be overstating my case, I apologize. I just want you to understand why I accompanied her to her fatherâs house and even bothered to listen to her ridiculous plan.
It wasnât far to Chez Gordon, so we walked. That lunchtime, Caro had returned from an illicit stroll in Kew Gardens to find her car missing from the drive.
âDid you call the police?â
âIt was repossessed, you idiot.â
âThey repossessed your car?â
âYeah. Just because I didnât keep up the payments. Isnât that the unfairest thing you ever heard? Thatâs why weâre going to see my dad.â
âYour father repossessed your car?â
âHa. Funny. No, but heâs got money. Enough to buy me a new one.â
âYouâre going to steal from your own father?â
âNo. First Iâm going to ask nicely. When he says no, thatâs when Iâm going to steal.â
It was a cool, crisp night with bright stars overhead and a thin coating of frost on the ground. The thrill of walking beside Caro combined with the way our breath flew before us reminded me of being thirteen, when I roved the streets with my friends because we had nothing to do and nowhere to go. In those days, just being seen with a girl like Caro would have been considered a sublime accomplishment.
âWhat is it youâve got against your dad?â I asked her. âI mean, I know heâs mad, but what else?â
âYou seem to be fond of lists. Iâll give you one. His mad eyes. The way he scowls when things arenât going his way. His horrible high voice, his smell. The way he tries to kiss me. His gray hands. His very small feet. His dirty hair. His awful dick.â
âHis what? â
âHe was talking to me once in his pajamas. He leaned forward and his dick fell out. It looked like a scalded frankfurter.â
âThank you for sharing. Anything