body.â
Paniatowski nodded, though it was clear she had no idea where Woodend was going.
âThis Miss Smythe doesnât appear to have as strong a stomach as you do, Sergeant,â the chief inspector continued. âShe saw all that blood anâ gore, anâ right away she had an attack of the vapours. The doctor who examined her when she came round again is of the opinion that it might be better if she stayed away from work for a couple of days.â
Rutter and Paniatowski were both still looking puzzled â and Woodend was starting to enjoy himself.
âI know one of the top fellers in North West Television vaguely,â he said. âI met him on a case a few years back, while the pair of you were still crawlinâ around in nappies. Horace Throgmorton, his name is. I was talkinâ to him on the phone, not half an hour ago. I put my idea to him, anâ he thought it was a right good one.â
âWhat idea?â Rutter asked exasperatedly, beating Paniatowski to it by a fraction of a second.
âIt should be obvious,â Woodend told him. âThis director feller needs a new bagman, anâ I need to have one of my people movinâ around the studio without attractinâ too much attention to themselves.â
âYouâre saying you want me to pretend to be a directorâs personal assistant?â Paniatowski asked.
Woodend chuckled. âOn that case in Blackpool, you pretended to be interested in curtain design,â he pointed out, âanâ I know for a fact that if it hadnât been useful to the investigation, youâd never even have noticed there
were
curtains over the windows.â
âBut Iâve already told you I know nothing at all about how television works!â Paniatowski protested.
Woodend chuckled. âYouâre a smart lass â youâll soon pick it up.â
âSo Iâm supposed to learn a new set of skills
and
do police work at the same time, am I, sir?â
Woodend nodded. âLike I said, youâre a smart lass.â
âAnd no one at the studio will know Iâm a bobby?â
âNot a single one of them. The only people whoâll have been told the truth about you will be a couple of clerks in the personnel department back in Manchester.â
Paniatowski thought about it for a second, then grinned. âCould be an interesting challenge, sir,â she said.
âOh, itâll be that, all right,â Woodend agreed. âWhat with us blunderinâ around in a world we know nothinâ about, anâ the press screaminâ at us to come up with a quick result because â after all â itâs not every day that a big television star gets herself topped, it could turn out to be far too bloody interestinâ.â
It was a quarter past ten when Woodend turned off the asphalted road and headed down the rutted track which led to his handloom weaverâs cottage.
He didnât like arriving at the scene of a crime with any preconceptions, so, as usual, he was trying not to think about the murder. But that was not proving as easy as it normally did, because this was not like a normal case. He had never met Valerie Farnsworth â and now he never would â but having watched her on his television screen twice a week, he felt as if he already knew her.
He shook his head in annoyance at himself. He
didnât
know her, of course â he only knew the character sheâd played in
Maddox Row
. Yet he couldnât cast off the feeling that though sheâd only been acting the role, she must have put a part of herself into Liz Bowyer â that he must have at least glimpsed a little of her individual essence even though she had only spoken someone elseâs lines.
And it was not just true of her. Jack Taylor, the laughing postman; Sam Fuller, the cranky old-age pensioner; Madge Thornycroft, the Rowâs gossip â he felt he knew a little