must have told him about Charlie and Jenny.
âI speak to Angela about lots of things.â
I imagine this Gwynnie convention with charts and pictures of me while they all discuss whatâs going on with Dadâs weirdo daughter.
âIâd better go, Dad. Iâve got homework.â
âWell . . . But . . . OK.â He admits defeat. âTake more pizza if you want.â
âThanks, Dad,â I say, and grab three slices out of the box.
I am just about to escape, opening the door with my elbow as my hands are full, when he captures me again. âGwynnie, just a sec . . .â
Not more puberty talk, please.
âIâve got a job,â he says.
This is brilliant news. âDad! Thatâs so cool!â I beam at him. It
is
really cool. âNow we can have pizza every day!â
He laughs. âWell, perhaps not every day. Itâs not a great job. Iâm only working in a sports shop in the centre, but at least now weâll have a bit of money coming in.â
Iâm so happy that I put my pizza down fora second and go over and give Dad a big hug. âWell done, Dad.â
He gives me a big hug right back. I love my dad sometimes.
âThe best thing about the job is that I get a staff discount.â
Why is that the best thing about his job? Oh no, I can see where this is going.
âOn Saturday we could go and get those football boots you wanted.â
Wanted. Past tense. I donât know how to tell him Iâm not playing football any more. I say, âWe could wait a bit, Dad. Or we could not get them at all. You probably have other things you need to buy first, donât you?â
âThere is nothing more important than getting my little girl her birthday present.â
I donât know how to tell him that I am not into football any more. Maybe I wonât have to. Maybe the shop will burn down before then. Maybe theyâll put a nationwide ban on football. Maybe, if Iâm really lucky, my feet will fall off.
Itâs Saturday morning and all I have done this week is speak to girlie girls on Instant Messenger or Facebook or both at the same time. Wecan have, like, a two-hour conversation about rubbish, but mostly we seem to talk about Charlie Notts, which is a subject that never bores me.
Elizabeth P says < wot do u think he wears in bed? >
Tanya D says < definitely plum burgundy silk pjs that his dad bought him when he was on a diplomatic trip to japan >
Melissa R says < no way! he wears boxer shorts 2 bed and the tight ones 2 so u can c the outline of all his bits >
Elizabeth P says < lol >
Tanya D says < lol >
So I quickly write < lol > too.
Jenny G says < u lot r obsessed! itsa bit sad really >
Elizabeth P says < imagine pulling them off. like unwrapping a present 2 c the âpackageâ inside >
Jenny G says < lol >
Kimba O says < lol >
Tanya D says < lol >
So I write < lol > too.
So far with the BB Club I have bided my time. I donât say too much in case I get anythingwrong. But I canât keep quiet while they talk any more â especially as they talk so much!
Gwynnie L says < i bet he sleeps naked! lets just spend a moment thinking about that . . . >
Kimba O says < yum yum >
Elizabeth P says < mmmmmmm! >
Tanya D says < he definitely sleeps naked >
Elizabeth P says < hey gwynnie, we r meetin at s bucks to talk more charlie. u wanna come? >
Paul S says < hi. wanna play g of w l8r? >
Iâm about to answer his message when Jenny pings in with. < we cd go shopping and get G some new clothes! that wd be awesome! >
Elizabeth P says < cool. makeover! >
Kimba O says < i spose that might be ok >
Tanya D says < primark here we come! >
Melissa R says < usual time usual place? >
I have no idea what the usual time or place is. Iâll have to call Jenny. Everyone agrees. Then Melissa goes:
Melissa R says < wot were we talking about? o yeah. charlie notts naked . . . >
âGwynnie?â
So there I
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