Free The Girl Code by Diane Farr

helping organize her closet or buying her the little dress she could have picked out for herself while she was helping you). When you don't bother to return her favors, it's not friendship—it's freeloading.
    4. “THERE BUT BY THE GRACE OF GOD GO I”
    A little reminder about bashing your fellow females: Before you verbally slam a sister, remember that you can't judge her unless you've walked in her shoes. We need to stand up for one another, or no one else will. Be a good teammate.

    3. NEVER COUNT
    If you don't know how many men you slept with, it will never get you into trouble. If a man asks, you don't know. If he insists, tell him it is against The Girl Code to reply.
    2. DON'T BET THE FARM
    It is never good or plentiful to date your girlfriends’ boyfriends, ex-boyfriends, crushes, long-term attractions, or brothers, because the odds are against you that she will ever be your friend afterward, even if you marry one of them.
    1. NEVER BETRAY THE T-SHIRT COLLECTION SOCIETY
    All women know that we secretly collect men's garb, until we marry them, at which point it's all ours anyway. This starts in high school with varsity jackets, progresses in college to all sporting attire (highest points going to sweatshirts), and postcollege to man-tailored shirts, suit jackets, and eventually socks. Never admit that we compare, collect, and grade our wins.

In closing, ladies, I leave you with one last quote:
    “A woman is like a tea bag: you can't see how strong she is until you see her in hot water.”
    — ELEANOR ROOSEVELT
    And one sentence of advice:
The only thing you really need to get through anything in life is girlfriends
    —value them accordingly.
    Go get your dreams, girls.

RELATIONSHIPS/HUMOR

    DIANE FARR was a co-host of MTV's cult phenomenon
Loveline
for two years. She also appeared as Tracy on ABC's
The Drew Corey Show
and as Maria Deluca on the WB's
Roswell.
She is currently starring opposite Denis Leary on ABC's
The Job.
Diane Farr regularly contributes to
Cosmopolitan, Jane,
and
Soma
magazines. She lives in Los Angeles and New York. This is her first book.
    ALL WOMEN KNOW that Training Wheels (fake diamond earrings) don't count as a Big-Ticket Item (a gift big enough to get a man out of trouble). Most have spent an evening doing Raw Cookie Dough Time (after they've been dumped) and, when they were really desperate, dated men from the Recycling Bin. (What did you hate about him? You don't remember.)
    But for anyone needing a translation, or just a laugh, Diane Farr offers a whimsical guide to dating vernacular. Part not-so-secret code, part code of silence (remember: never admit to collecting boyfriend T-shirts), and part code of honor (girlfriends never ditch each other at a singles bar, no matter what),
The Girl Code
is as funny as it is familiar.
    Author photograph by Saint John Photography
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