Free The F-Word by Jesse Sheidlower

contemptible person.
1973
Zap Comix
(No. 6) (unpaged): Needle Dick the Bug Fucker. 1977 J. Sayles
Union Dues
20: “Hey, Needledick, check anybody’s oil lately?” “Needledick the Bug-Fucker!” 1966–80 J. McAleer & B. Dickson
Unit Pride
345: Then that dirty bohemian bug-fucker…puts the screws to us. 1990 A. Steele
Clarke County, Space
102: Screw that…I’m the only judge and jury you’re getting here, bugfucker.
    bull fuck
noun
cream gravy (sometimes as a thick stew) or custard, fancied to resemble the semen of a bull.
[ 1942 L. V. Berrey & M. Van den Bark
American Thesaurus of Slang
100: Gravy:
Bull shit, come,…gism
]. 1961 E. Partridge
Dictionary of Slang & Unconventional English
(ed. 5) 1019:
Bull-fuck
. Custard: Canadian railroad-construction crews: since
ca
1910. 1966–67 in
Dictionary of American Regional English
I 445 [in sense “cream gravy”]. 1971 C. C. Adams
Boontling
180:
Bull fuck
…A thick gravy containing chopped meat. 1991 A. R. Killingbeck
U.S. Army Privates, Sergeants, Fire & Smoke
40 [refers to 1953]: “Make a bullfuck.”…I watched the stew become thicker. “Soldier, that is what is known as a bullfuck.”
    Bumblefuck
noun
[alteration of B UMFUCK ]
a very remote place.
Jocular
.
1989 P. Munro
U.C.L.A. Slang
26:
Bumblefuck
…any faraway little town. 1990 U.S. student slang survey:
Bumblefuck
—a word used to describe a location that is very far away or out in the country. “I can’t believe we drove all the way to Bumblefuck to go to this party.” 1991 R. Spears
Slang & Euphemism
(abridged edition 2) 62:
Bumblefuck
…a primitive and rural place; podunk. 1999 S. Turow
Personal Injuries
23: Like two goofs from East Bumblefuck, Mort and I put all the pieces together. 2005 J. Mitchard
Breakdown Lane
63: He can’t spend too much, because, though he practices law where he lives now, he doesn’t make a lot because he basically lives in Bumblefuck, Egypt.
    bumblefuck
noun
a bumbling person; a fool.
1997 S. Shem
Mount Misery
vii. 204: “My two older kids always called me a ‘bumblefuck’.” “What’s a bumblefuck?” “A slow, overly cautious driver.” 2004 S. Grafton
R is for Ricochet
xiii. 139: “I can help with that,” I said, mentally cursing the bumblefuck FBI agent who jumped the gun on us. 2008 A. Davies
Mine All Mine
217: I can get you past the primary systems, but then what are you two bumblefucks going to do?
    Bumfuck
noun
Military & Students
. a very remote place.—used with a placename, esp. in Bumfuck, Egypt . Also Bumfuckistan .
Jocular
. See also BFE, B UMBLEFUCK .
1972 Sgt. E-6, U.S. Army: They probably sent those records out to Bumfuck, Egypt. 1974 P. Kingry
Monk & Marines
31: When they asked… whether he would…volunteer for Vietnam, he said he would volunteer for Bumfuk, Egypt, first! 1983 C. Eble
Campus Slang
(Nov.) 1:
Bumfuck
—the worst place: We had to park in Bumfuck, Egypt. 1986 J. Cain
Suicide Squad
20: Together, they’ll come up with some place beyond Bumfuck, Egypt, to send my sorry ass. 1999 N. Roberts
Inner Harbor
xx. 319: I don’t have all day to hang around this bumfuck town. 2001 T. H. Culley
Immortal Class
iv. 84: I could see five or six enormous radio towers…like the antennae of the Death Star—very bizarre, very bum-fuck Florida, really. 2006 C. Langston
Bicoastal Babe
vi. 46: It’s one thing to smoke the house in a white Chanel pantsuit, but it’s another thing to imagine the housewives in Bumfuck, Ohio, trying to copy the same look at their local Wal-Mart. 2006 J. P. Othmer
Futurist
12: Eastern Bumfuckistan. 2008
New York Magazine
(June 2) 40/1: I am from Bumfuck, France, okay?…I wanted to kill myself…because nothing happened. So I moved to Paris.
    bumfuck
noun
1 . an act of anal intercourse.
1879
Harlequin Prince Cherrytop
4: Crumb fuck, bum fuck, not another peaceful minute. 1996
Face
(Apr.) 3/3 (table): Fancy a blow-job in Zaire or a bum-fuck in Bangladesh? Tough. As our guide to prohibited sexualpractices shows,