remembered it as a Royalâwas the first in a string of typewriter loves. He was having a hard time saying good-bye.
Nelson showed throughout life both long periods of melancholy and times of perverse recklessness, a drive to walk on the edge of things, like a boy baiting a mad dog with a stick just to see what would happen. He liked to gamble with high odds, and despite his intelligence sometimes did not think things through. He also could have a dangerous level of arroganceâas he had complained to his friends at home, he did not think much of the mental powers ofsoutherners. Some combination of these traitsâthe recklessness, the snobbery, the typewriter fetish, and perhaps a long-festering sense of deprivationâled him to a curious action. On January 25, 1934, he put the cover on the typewriter, opened the drawer to put it in the desk where it belonged, and then nervously, impulsively, gathered it in his arms like a bulky sweetheart and carried it out of Sul Ross onto Alpineâs wide Main Street. He stopped at a hardware store to buy a big wooden box, planning to send the typewriter to his parentsâ house in Chicago, while he would follow later on a train. He said his good-byes to Mrs. Nettleton, who ran the boardinghouse, and the eternally hungry Widow James, and hopped an eastbound freight.
Alpine was not a big townâabout three thousand people at the timeâand a tall, interesting Yankee stranger walking down Main Street with a typewriter and a big packing box on a clear, mild weekday evening was bound to attract attention. Nelson said later that something like thirty-seven people had noticed his march, and another dozen had seen him entering the freight depot with the box the next morning. He had billed it to his parentsâ address. He rode a freight about eighty miles away to Sanderson, and then the train stopped. He was enjoying the midday sun, suavely rolling a cigarette one-handed and waiting for the train to start again, when a sheriff walked up and asked his name. Nelson told him and learned he was in trouble. It was something about a typewriter, which had been plainly labeled âProperty of Sul Ross Collegeâ and had never left Alpine. It turned out he hadnât committed the perfect crime after all.
Nelson joked often about his arrest later, but itâs clear from the statement he made to the sheriff that he was badly frightened and, like Homer in âSo Help Me,â he wanted to justify himself. âI wanted a typewriter very bad because I am a writer by professionâ¦. A typewriter is the only means I had to complete a book whichmeans either a few dollars or utter destitution. There is nothing more vital to my mere existence as a typewriter, it is the only means I have to earn a living.â He added that he did not feel like he was stealing from an individualâjust from the school. But he could not tell that story to the judgeânot yet. It was a circuit-riding court, and he would have to wait for the judge to come back around again. Nelson was stuck in the Brewster County Jail for a month. Later he remembered he was there for five monthsâwhich showed how the days must have dragged. As Nelson put it in
Somebody in Boots
, in prison, âBefore a month is out you feel that youâve done a year.â It was a critical experience for Nelsonâs workâa crucible and a wound and a lifelong grudge. It was similar in effect to Charles Dickensâs four-month stint as a child in a blacking warehouse while his father was in debtorsâ prison. The injustice of this was played and replayed in Dickensâs fiction on a series of overworked children. A variation of Nelsonâs county jail imprisons characters in all his novels and in many of his storiesâit catches Cass McKay in El Paso and Chicago, Bruno Bicek and Frankie Machine in Chicago, Dove Linkhorn in New Orleans, and Ruby Calhoun in New Jersey. The cell walls never