proud to be a slob?â
âReal cute. Iâll tell you who wonât think itâs so cute is Sam: youâd better not jerk him around, boyo.â I slam some more plates on the counter and open the next enormous sliding door. The head boss is Donaldâs empty threat of choiceâthe man wouldnât bother to acknowledge me if I got caught whacking off on a cake.
âAlso, Aidan, Sam was telling me that you need to lose the facial hair, thatâs the policy, you know that. Youâre scruffy.â The heavy metal door breaks off its hinges and lands on my foot.
âFucking cunt !â I spit.
âHey!â Donald barks, âIâm serious, heâs spoken to me on several occasions about how scruffy youâre looking.â I drop another plate.
âWould you stop!â
âSorry.â
Donald mops his brow with a pilfered dinner napkin. His head looks waxed. I put another searing hot tower of plates on the counter and bend to retie a shoelace. It snaps off in my hand.
*
After work Iâm the kind of tired where you canât make a convincing fist. Exhaustion is a tipping factor in my decision to let Henri pick a 24-hour place to eat. I regret it: he drives us to the closest MexiLickinâSurfHog.
âHere?â I ask. A wide customer is exiting the place with some difficulty.
âWhat?â says Henri. âShould be empty this late.â
âYou never go to these places.â
âNot the ones with kiddie ball pits.â
I mope up to the counter after him. A pale girl about our age waits patiently for orders, leaning on her register with one hand and examining the sparkly nails of the other.
âMan,â Henri exhales, âdecisions.â He makes a satisfied grunt and strides dramatically up to the counter.
âIâll have the Hogwash breakfast sandwich,â he announces with gusto. âAnd a Forest Steppe Adderade.â
âNo breakfast served after 11 AM.â The girl doesnât have to look at the backlit menu to quote it verbatim.
âThe small-mindedness,â Henri says, sincerely. âWhy are you serving Hang Ten Donuts, then?â He points at this scary woman hunched over a table, coughing food back into the colorful box she ate it out of.
âBecause theyâre already made?â
âDonât they count as breakfast?â
âCould eat a donut for lunch.â
âAnd yet I canât have a bagel for dinner? This policy seems to paper over relevant semantic issues.â
âWhat?â She abandons her nails, squinting.
âHere,â Iâm compelled to interrupt. âIâll pay you an extra five to make him that sandwich.â The girl palms the crumpled bill and shuffles into the back.
âI could have handled that,â Henri starts in.
âThat what you were doing?â
âHold up. I know her.â At first I assume he means the cashier. But heâs staring at the woman with the box of donuts. Sheâs paused, gaze lost in a faraway corner of the fluorescent room. Trying to remember the original restaurants that combined to make this Frankenstein chain, I imagine. Then the pose breaks and she pulls at her nose, apparently irritated by an itch within.
âLet me guessâsheâs the next Grady? Gonna turn her life around, too?â I shouldâve known why we wound up here. More free-floating guilt to latch on to. More steamrolling tragedy to challenge and be flattened by. Heâs sitting at her table before I say, âWait.â
âMs. Hecuba?â he asks. She goes in for another donut. âMs. Hec? Itâs Henri. Grown up, now.â
âHenri â¦â she says, spewing powder. Henri nods.
âCome on, man,â I tell him.
âYou used to drive the bus to school. And for camp! Remember Aidan?â
âShe doesnât. Leave her alone.â
âI drive the city bus,â she says, and wipes a