pointing my weak left hand at her to sit back down. âWould you just â can you, like, listen to me for a second?â
She sat back down next to me on the examining table, kicking her sneakered feet. âWhatâs up?â
âI donât want you to go to Japan,â said my drugged-up mouth, to the great surprise of my brain. I mean, sure, it was what Iâd been thinking, but I didnât have any intention of telling Mom that.
âOh, honey,â she said, giving me her charity-smile like she knew I was stoned out of my gourd. And, I mean, I was, of course, but that smile still totally pissed me off.
âSeriously,â I whined. âWhy is it so important? Itâ s-it âs ⦠stupid. Whatâs so good about Japan?â
âSushi, for one,â Mom said, retracting her pity.
I couldnât believe that after all Iâd been through that day that she still wasnât taking me seriously. That she couldnât just for one second be a normal mother.
âYouâre the worst,â I whine-yelled like some spoiled four-year -old whoâd been told they couldnât eat candy before dinner.
â Ohhh-kay ,â she said, reassessing the situation and getting up off the table to stand in front of me. âWhatâs really bugging you?â
âItâs you!â I said, giving in and letting my drug-induced neediness take total control. âYou just â you just leave. You keep leaving. You leave me here. With Gran. And I hate it, Iâm sick of it. Itâs stupid.â
âYeah,â Mom said, unmoved, âyou mentioned that.â
âAnd you never listen to me when Iâm upset!â
âWell what do you want me to do?â
âI want you to stay,â I said in my smallest voice ever. I couldnât look her in the eyes, so instead I studied the intricacies of the hospital floor.
âBut you know that I canât, right?â Mom said, her voice almost as small as mine.
âYou could quit.â I was pushing it, I knew. This wasnât going to end well, but I wasnât sure I wanted it to.
âAnd do what exactly?â Mom asked. âWork at Salâs place every day?â
âYou could get a real job.â
I was going for blood. Or my tongue was, anyway. I couldnât stop it. It was flapping of its own free will.
âThis is my real job,â Mom said, for once using a serious parental tone. âLots of people travel for work. I mean, I know it sucks sometimes â and believe me, it sucks for me, too, this isnât just about you. It gets lonely on the road. And it gets boring and â but, anyway, itâs what I love. Itâs who I am.â
âFor now,â I said. The venom kept coming.
âLook,â she said, âIâm sorry if you donât always like it, but this is who I am, all right? Your mamaâs a wandering wind.â
âOh good,â I said, speaking slowly to make the sure the arrows of my words stuck hard in her chest, âyouâre writing song lyrics while waiting for your daughter to get a cast put on her shattered arm.â
âLetâs talk about this later, okay?â Mom said, suddenly looking as exhausted as I felt. âThe doctorâs waiting for us. And I donât think they were exactly planning for a monster family brawl in emerg tonight.â She was pulling mom-rank . And sober-rank . All I wanted was to be able to cross my arms.
âFine,â I said. âLetâs go.â
âCome on, Eeyore,â she insisted. âTime to hit the casting couch.â
I wouldnât even meet her eyes, I knew theyâd be wide with delight at her own terrible joke and I couldnât believe that she was still trying to be my best friend.
âWorst. Joke. Ever.â
They put the cast on â plain white, despite Momâs insistence that I choose something more interesting â and told