talk about and could just go back to being ourselves. But I could tell that things were bubbling up just below the surface. I wanted my perfectly-normal - to-us life. For nothing to change, even though I sometimes hated Mom for being the weirdo she was. But it was already happening, I could tell.
Six
M om and I stayed up until almost two in the morning watching Gremlins , which, as it turned out was a thing. It was pretty good. The parts of it that I saw, anyway. I passed out, drooling on Momâs shoulder for the last hour of the movie, jolting awake just as the credits started to roll.
We were slow getting out of bed the next morning.
âYou mind making breakfast?â Mom called as she finished doing her makeup in the bathroom.
âYou do remember that I broke my arm, right?â
âAw, come on,â she said. âYou can still fry up a couple of eggs, canât you? Please? Iâm so late.â
âWhat,â I asked, getting the carton of eggs out of the fridge, âdid you finally get sick of the muffins at work?â
âAre you kidding?â Mom said. âFranciscoâs muffins are the best in the state!â Francisco is Salâs boyfriend, practically his husband, and does all the baking for Northeast Southwest.
âCanada, Mom,â I said as I took the skillet out of the cupboard. âWe live in Canada.â
âI know,â she said. âBut best in the province doesnât have nearly the same ring to it.â
She had a point. âOkay,â I called, âso why no muffins, then?â
âIâve just been starving lately, I go through four or five muffins during a shift and Salâs not such a fan of me scarfing down his profits.â
âAt least someone has business sense,â I said, clumsily cracking an egg with my left hand. Half a dozen fragments of shell landed in the skillet along with it. These eggs would definitely be Momâs. âBesides, how can you be so hungry with this heat?â
âDunno,â she said, coming out of the bathroom, with her hair still half-wet and hanging around her shoulders, but with flawless eyeliner â somehow on her that combination looked good. âMaybe Iâm pregnant again.â
âNot funny,â I said, trying my best to flip her sloppy eggs. âYouâve got to finish with one daughter before you start on number two.â
âBut donât you see?â she said, coming up behind me to give me a weird half-hug . âI could fix all the screw-ups I made with you. I could have a perfect kid!â
She was joking. I knew she was joking. But the fact that we still hadnât resolved our conversation from the night before and she was feeding me lines like this, ones she knew would irk me, got me pissed. While Mom crossed the apartment to change, I turned up the heat on the stove and watched her eggs slowly sizzle and burn.
âGeez, Vic,â she said a couple of minutes later when sheâd finally finished getting ready. âIt stinks in here.â
I scooped her scorched eggs out of the skillet and onto one of the plates Iâd set out. Putting down the serving spoon, I handed them to her. I was amazed at how long it took to do anything with only one good arm. âBreakfast.â
âHuh,â she said, surveying the slop. âGuess I better work on my material, eh?â
âItâs better than you deserve,â I said, half under my breath.
âOuch. Hey, be nice. Remember who your human slobber rag was last night.â
âYouâre the worst,â I said, turning the heat back down on the stove so I could cook my own breakfast.
âHey, Vic, look at me.â She put down her plate and, taking me by the shoulders, made me turn to face her.
âOw, god, Mom, my arm, remember?â I struggled out of her grip and massaged my right shoulder like I was in serious pain, even though it didnât actually hurt. If