Dear Nobody

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Nobody,
    So, I’ve fucked Geoff two and a half times so far. It didn’t really count the third time—because it was only for, like, two seconds. The other times were a little longer— kinda. One time I passed out (when we were right in the middle of it) and he got mad at me. So last night I got really wasted and hung out with his friend, Sam. Sam is really cool; I think he’s like the perfect person. He and I started kissing and it was TOTALLY fun. Sam’s really ugly, but we had sex anyway—just so I could piss Geoff off. Later I told Geoff about it, but I don’t think he really cared.
    Too bad I’ll be dead soon—or I’d fuck all his friends and REALLY try to hurt him.

Dear Nobody,
    Yeah, I fucked your best friend
    I know your pissed, don’t pretend
    Ha, ha, ha, I fucked your friend
    Who’s the one laughing in the end?
    I’m the queen heartless bitch
    Your friends all want me, it doesn’t matter which
    Yeah, I fucked your best friend
    And I liked him more
    Because I’m the best-revenge-whore
    I fucked your best friend
    Now he’ll have the stories to tell
    Because I fucked you both straight to hell
    I fucked your best friend
    And now he wants me more
    He’s not really your friend and I made sure
    I fucked your best friend
    Because for you it is too late
    Now you can think of who I’m fucking when you masturbate.



Dear Hayley,
    Right now there are 27 rolls of film in my book bag that I need to develop. They're from last weekend, and it's so strange because that weekend I spent in a flop-house with people I thought hated me. Sam and Vickie got kicked out of it because I got in a fight with someone that was being an ass… Okay, I threw a bottle at my ex-boyfriend Geoff, because he was sitting on the couch when I walked in.
    Anyway, at this other club, the girl who decided who can come in and who can't come in—almost didn't let me in, because when she met me last summer—I was puking everywhere and so fucked up that I couldn't walk. I didn't remember it, but apparently SHE DID. Anyway, we got in for free, but they only let Sam in because HE had money. I know, doesn't make any sense to me either.
    Well, I walked in and I'm telling everyone about the other club we just got back from (the Tabernacle). Sam and Vickie wouldn't dance, so I was dancing with these really nice gay guys instead. A few girls danced with me, but everyone else was looking at me and rolling their eyes or laughing at me. Sam and Vickie were in a corner the whole time while I danced. I have pictures, but they may not turn out, because it was so dark in there. I really hope they do. Anyway, after we left, on our way to that flop-house, I asked Sam, “why were people acting so weird toward me?”
    And can you believe this—he told me it was just because I look “punk-ish,” and that it was a “GOTH” club!!!
    How fucking ridiculous!
    Well, I had fun anyhow.
    Miss you,
    Love Forever,
    Mary Rose

Dear Nobody,
    I got a job to pay for all this going out—at McDonalds. FUCK that place. I hate it there. I dropped out of school, so now I work a forty-hour work-week. Eight hours a day. My boss is a real asshole. Fuck him, too. He’s this bitchy little queer that’s always screaming at me until I cry. Fuck HIM. Or “her.” Whatever IT wants to be—fuck it either way. Anyhow, I haven’t shown up for the past two days. I’ll get suspended if I do it one more time.
    FUCK IT.
    I also got in a fight with Geoff, and we haven’t talked for forever. I mean we got in this huge fight. BIG. And he’s the only one with the car. Vickie had a car—but it broke down one night. Yeah, that was fun. NOT! Anyway, maybe I’ll call him and apologize. Now that I have this job and all, I want to go out and spend money. But I don’t want to do it alone. I’ll call him tomorrow—maybe. I’ll definitely call Vickie

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