wouldnât go trolling for one in a family restaurant.â
âA galâs gotta do what a galâs gotta do. Honey, I donât want no trouble, and you look like the troublemaking kind, so I tell you what. You let me have the big handsome hunkâthe one with the hairâand you can have that skinny bald guy with the glasses.â
âI donât want the skinny bald guy!â I shouted at the top of my lungs.
Alas, the music had stopped abruptly, a signal that the belly dancers were to scurry back into the kitchen. But there was no scurrying just then, only stares. I could feel the eyes of everyone in the tent trained on me.
âNot that thereâs anything wrong with skinny bald guys,â I said, my words echoing as if I were in a tomb the size of the Taj Mahal, and not a tent. âAs a matter of fact, I prefer my men scrawny and hairless. And as for the glasses, the bigger the better I always say.â
âAbby,â Rob whispered, âwhat the heck is going on?â
âNothing,â I whispered back. I turned to the tart with the twitching tummy. âYou can have the hunkâafter you get off work, of course.â
âPromise you wonât touch him until then.â
âGirl Scoutâs honor.â
Satisfied, she shimmied her way back to thekitchen, leaving behind a trail of cheap perfume.
I dove into a pile of cushions. âPull the drapes please,â I choked.
âWhat just went down?â Rob asked, after sealing us in a cloth cocoon.
âYouâve got a date tonight.â
âA what ?â Bob brayed.
âDonât worry, dear, itâs with a woman. That dancer has the hots for Rob.â
âWhat about me?â
âShe has the hots for you, too, but I thought it was only fair that she share, so youâre mine.â
âAh, so thatâs why you shouted out a description of me. Letâs see, how did it go? Scrawny, hairlessââ
âBut I forgot the good cook part. Did I say good? I mean excellent.â
Bob beamed. âAbby, youâre not going to believe what Iâm making for dinner tonight.â
âIâm sure I wonât.â
âWell, weâre having some discerning friends over for dinnerânot that youâre not discerning, dearâso Iâll be serving squab giblet pâté on toast points as the appetizer, marinated turkey wattles on a bed of endive for the salad, and then for the main course, itâs alligator balls in alfredo sauce over homemade pasta, and topped with a special parmesan cheese that has been aged for three years in caves above a monastery on an island in the Aegean, wherethe only woman allowed to set foot is the Virgin Maryâalthough Iâm told she seldom visits.â
âWhoa, back up a bit. I didnât know alligators haveââ
âLike meatballs,â Rob said, âbut made from ground alligator meat. Just be happy youâre not invited, Abby. And speaking of invitations, you promised to give us the scoop on the other bidders if we met you here for lunch. So spill it, girlfriend.â
âAh, the other bidders. As it turns out, yâall have a connection.â
âWe do?â
âYour shop assistant, Simone Dupree, is the daughter of Blackmond Dupree, owner of this fine establishment.â
âWell, Iâll be damned. And here I thought she was a struggling grad student at the College of Charleston.â
âShe may be that. Restaurants often operate in the red for the first couple of years. Or she may have a bad relationship with her father. All I know is that they are father and daughter.â
âHow did you find out?â
âI was just interviewing him in his office. I saw a photo of her and asked.â
Bob caught on first. âSo youâre saying that the swashbuckling Blackmond Dupree was one of the five top bidders on your birdcage?â
âIâd hardly call him