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âStay hard for 72 hoursââ Editorâs note : Viagra ads in magazines state, âYou should call a doctor immediately if you ever have an erection that lasts more than 4 hours. If not treated right away, permanent damage to your penis could occur.â
This vague subject lineââHiââled to this message: âSometimes people call it âMagic Lubricant.â Sometimes âPower Bottle.â Why? An amazing erection WITHIN SEVERAL SECONDS is guaranteed to you! Double-strengthed orgasm and full satisfaction.â
Both âCan I Make It Up to You?â and âOne Last Questionâ are spam subject lines for this message: âDid you know you could discreetly order Viagra over the Internet? You donât have to go through all the problems of getting it in a local pharmacy store or explaining your problems to the doctor.â And then there was this charming misleader: âEnlarge your Bank Account 2-3 inches in days.â
Okay, so now all these horny men have gigantic penises and also the medical means to help them defy gravity and become oh so erect, but thereâs simply nobody around with whom to share these huge hard-ons. Thatâs where Internet pornâa $10 billion industryâcomes to the rescue.
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âHey, psst , you wanna see some nice breasts? Try these for size: âAll we have are Breasts!â . . . âDo You Like Titsââ(100,000+ pics of big titty girls) . . . âBig Huge Breastsâ . . . âMelon size boobiesâ . . . âJumbo Juggy Jugsâ . . . âBig juicy tittiesâ . . . âPetite Little Boobs . . .â
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Do you prefer four-legged friends? âWatch me fuck a poodleâ . . . âOh my God, I had S-E-X With My Dog!â . . . âMeet Harvey the pussy eating wonder dog!â . . . âTeen takes a horse dong deep inside her flowerâ . . . âShe takes the 20 inch horse poleâ . . . âThe real farm movie they tried to banââ(guess Ramoâs [the horseâs] cock size and win a free ticket to the show)