Free Fun Campfire Ghost Stories by John Bradshaw

up!
     
     
    What do you call a ghost that gets too close
to a
    campfire?
     
    A toasty ghosty
     
     
    What do ghosts do when they get into a
car?
     
    They bookel their sheetbelts!
    What is a ghost’s favorite party game?
    Hide and go shriek
     
     
    What do you call a ghost with a broken
leg?
     
    A hobbling goblin!
     
     
    How do you make a witch scratch?
     
    Just take away the w
     
     
    Do zombies eat popcorn with their
fingers?
     
    No they eat the fingers separate!
     
     
    Why was the ghost such a messy eater?
     
    Because he was always a goblin!
     
     
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About the Author
     
    John Bradshaw is a graduate of Furman
University, former United States Army Officer, former State of
South Carolina SITCON member, licensed private pilot, Black Belt in
Karate and business owner.
    He is married and has three sons.
    Website; www.eaglewingsbradshaw.com
    John’s other published works;
    Fun Campfire Stories
    Fun Campfire Stories Anthology
    A Conversation with Thos and Diabolos