different.â
âMy dad says spirituality is a bunch of flakey nonsense for people who canât handle reality.â
âYour dad . . . â says Taylor, then stops and smiles, as though sheâs reminded herself to be kind. âSo howâs Stephanieâs marketing campaign working for you?â
I know sheâs intentionally changed the subject, but the way she says it is almost as irritating as what she was talking about before. âWhat do you mean, Stephanieâs campaign? Itâs my campaign.â
âStephanieâs good at talking people into things. Iâve had to learn how to resist her, which is hard because sheâs older and used to getting her way.â
âShe didnât talk me into anything. And itâs going fine. I like gorilla marketing.â
She gives me yet another annoying sympathetic look, then her face brightens. âI knowâif you want to learn about spiritual things, you should let me read your palm. Iâm learning how, Iâve got a book about it.â She slides a slim volume out of her bookcase and flings it onto the bedspread where it lies across the top half of the unicornâs eye, giving it a sinister expression. Taylor drags me by my arm and sits me beside her on the bed, then pries open my fist and holds it on her thigh, palm up. And doesnât say anything.
âWhat?â I say. Even though I do not believe in palm reading her silence is alarming.
âYouâve only got one line,â she says. âYouâre supposed to have two. See, like mine.â She offers her palm for comparison. Sheâs right. Iâm missing a line.
âWhat does that mean?â I ask.
âI donât know.â She opens her book and flips through the diagrams. âThey all have two linesâoneâs your heart line and the otherâs your head line.â
âI donât like this.â I wrench my hand away from her. âCan we do something else?â
She closes her book reluctantly. Then she seems to get a new idea. âWe can play Ouija.â
âWee-gee?â This sounds like it might be French or baby-talk, and either way I wonât be interested. But anything to keep her away from my palm. Maybe Iâm an alien and thatâs why I only have one line.
Taylor goes to her computer (her own computer, in her bedroom, out of parental surveillance, talk about lucky) and pulls up a site: OuijaâThe Original Talking Board .
âWatch this,â she says. At the top of the screen is a box for a question. She types: âWho does Taylor love?â then places the cursor over a triangular section in the middle which proceeds to move about the screen pointing to individual letters that eventually spell MANY . âHah,â she laughs. âThatâs because Iâm so spiritual and full of love!â
âYouâre moving the cursor,â I tell her.
âI am not. Iâm following the pointer on the screen.â
âMaybe subconsciously youâre moving it.â
âWell you try it then.â She pops out of her chair and swivels it around in my direction.
This is obviously a scam, but I sit in the chair and type in my question. âHow long until I can get a horse?â I put my hand on the mouse and then follow the pointer which goes to the number one at the bottom of the screen then slides back to its starting point and doesnât move.
âOne month?â says Taylor. âWow, thatâs pretty soon! Your campaign must be going great! Ask something else.â
I donât know what else to ask. Iâve already asked the only question that matters to me. One month? How is that going to happen?
âFind out about boys. Ask who loves you.â
This is a dumb question, and I donât care really, but I type it in anyway and the pointer slides around the screen. N . . . O . . . N . . . E. Noone?
âNo one?â says Taylor.
Legs McNeil, Jennifer Osborne, Peter Pavia