Free 12 Good Reasons to Look Up Uranus by Kevin Joslin Page A

Unfortunately your toes are not what they
were, and Mars in Aquarius suggests that foot-care products and chiropody could be paramount in your thoughts in the coming week.
    Lucky dip: Avocado and walnut
    Lucky gravy: Onion
    C ANCER
    On Monday, your ruler, Mars, is in favourable aspect to Pluto. This is likely to indicate a wind of change blowing through your chart. Sure enough, on Tuesday lunchtime you
will receive a long overdue initiation to appear on Pro-Celebrity One Man and His Dog . Bring a whistle.
    Lucky exclamation: Spiffo!
    Lucky snack: Blinnies
    L EO
    Scientists have recently discovered that if you feed one aspirin a day to laboratory rats, eventually you are going to get bitten. This sums up your week. An unfortunate trine
between Pluto and Mars indicates that you will be attacked and mauled by scientists justifiably angered by your overbearing bonhomie during vespers.
    Lucky drum: Oil
    Lucky alloy: Pewter
    V IRGO
    You’ve been a bit worried whether you might be losing your grip recently, but Saturn’s powerful influence enters your birthsign on Tuesday, immediately providing a
positive feel in the lift on the way to the staff canteen. Fortunately, as the lift will be crowded at the time, nothing will be attributable to you. Try to cultivate an innocent look just in
case.
    Lucky Handl: Ireni
    Lucky shoes: Winklepickers
    L IBRA
    The Sun, your ruler, in your opposite sign of Aquarius, is trine Saturn, which indicates that you should make sure you don’t run out of nasal spray on Wednesday. If you
spot any particularly cheap lino in town, buy it. Before the week is out you will have the chance to swap it for some show-cavies.
    Lucky tipple: Snowball
    Lucky game: Pheasant
    S CORPIO
    Stubborn Pluto in your sign at the beginning of the week means that you may have trouble selecting a suitable birthday card for your beau. Although hearts are usually a popular
theme, and even though you may wish to convey your true feelings, a stuffed heart from the local butcher may not achieve the results you were expecting.
    Lucky wallpaper: Flock
    Lucky rub: Dutch
    S AGITTARIUS
    You are, as most people know, a person of many parts, however, Saturn conjoining with Jupiter in your seventh house indicates that your secret identity will not remain so for
much longer. The Protractor – a shadowy figure who stalks the streets at night hunting down people who can’t do geometry, and sticking compass points in their bottoms – will
finally be unmasked.
    Lucky place: Peyton
    Lucky clippers: Tea
    C APRICORN
    On Monday a trine Mercury means that you will meet a lot of people with money, none of which is coming your way, however, Venus enters Aquarius on Tuesday and with it comes the
chance you’ve been waiting for to break into modelling. You are to be used as the model for the new economy size ‘Matey’ bubble-bath pack (25% extra). See if you can get your mum
to dig out your old sea-scouts uniform.
    Lucky film: 35mm
    Lucky exposure: Indecent
    A QUARIUS
    A busy week is indicated by the arrival of mysterious Neptune in your birthsign. On Monday you’ll invent a party game for people who really don’t like party games,
although the title, ‘well, if that’s what everyone else wants to do’, may need some work. On Thursday you may be lunged at in the Library by a lady who looks like Joan
Hickson.
    Lucky moustache: Pencil
    Lucky gland: Thyroid
    P ISCES
    Any kind of activity involving spirituality, mysticism or omelettes will be very good for you, except on Monday, when any advice you receive and give will be utterly worthless.
A square Saturn on Tuesday will leave you regretting your rediscovery of Port shandy yesterday evening.
    Lucky ointment: Germolene
    Lucky plum: Victoria

W EEKLY F ORECAST FOR
13 TH J UNE TO 19 TH J UNE
    A RIES
    Your recent holiday has done much to recharge your batteries. Venus rising will see you in the midst of things socially, but a misunderstanding about the correct plural for
Weetabix will