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lead to a bit of a scene at the slipper baths on Tuesday afternoon. Warm up properly.
    Lucky eclipse: Lunar
    Lucky vitamin: C Major 7th
    T AURUS
    You’ve really got the bit between your teeth this week. With the Sun winging its way through Leo you’ll think you’re unstoppable. Make the most of it, as a
chance encounter with the Deputy Prime Minister on Wednesday will cause a mood swing and you’ll spend two days eating nothing but trifle.
    Lucky plant: JCB
    Lucky bunting: Corn
    G EMINI
    Love is in the air. On Tuesday Venus enters Sagittarius and you meet a tall dark stranger. This will be your first romance with a stilt walker so allow yourself to be a little
more impetuous than usual and leave your flat shoes at home. On Thursday, a brewing disagreement among peers comes to an ugly head. And though you know you should stay out of it, your years as a
cage-fighter stand you in good stead.
    Lucky vegetable: Parsnip
    Lucky herb: Marjoram
    C ANCER
    Mars entering your fourth house on Tuesday means that you will be even more in demand than usual. Wednesday will see you offered a speaking engagement at the International
Aroma Producers Convention in Basildon. An impulse buy of smoked haddock on Friday may lead to you meeting the woman of your dreams on the fish counter. Unfortunately your dreams often involve an
18-stone tattooed lady with dyed green hair.
    Lucky scale: Beaufort
    Lucky alloy: Brass
    L EO
    This week finds you descending into a cleaning fervour, during which you discover rare and interesting personal antiquities. Maybe it’s an old photograph, or a love
letter, or that evidence acquitting your Aunt May of involvement in the great Train Robbery. Avoid Guildford for the rest of the week.
    Lucky packaging: Bubble-wrap
    Lucky laces: Leather
    V IRGO
    A chance meeting with a trichologist in Reading on Wednesday lunchtime will finally reveal that you have been buying the wrong type of shampoo all these years, and should have
been investing in care products for ‘angry hair’. Take extra care if sitting on unfamiliar furniture on Friday as Pluto rising indicates that a combination of shoddy workmanship and
poor quality glue may lead to an accident.
    Lucky solvent: Acetone
    Lucky movement: Pincer
    L IBRA
    Cheese will feature heavily in your chart over the coming week, and may well begin to appear as a part of elevenses once again. Your ruler, the Sun, transits Neptune on
Thursday and sees you among friends and admirers – perhaps even setting up a new Political party.
    Lucky game: Mousetrap
    Lucky pancake: Crispy duck
    S CORPIO
    Your ruler, the Sun, finds itself square Mars yet trine mysterious Neptune. All this means that with Mars ascendant you can really start to act like the king of the jungle you
are. Although raw meat may appeal this week you should resist the temptation until later in the month. Meanwhile, make do with a research assistant, or at a push, an egg and cress sandwich.
    Lucky smell: Creosote
    Lucky mammal: Mongoose
    S AGITTARIUS
    Venus transiting the Sun may manifest its influence in a number of unusual ways this week. On Wednesday while shopping for new equipment for your act, you meet a well-dressed,
but extremely hairy woman who offers you a walk on part in the Hollywood remake of Wagoners Walk.
    Lucky garnish: Angelica
    Lucky teeth: Top-set
    C APRICORN
    You may have wondered why the scaffolding had not been removed from the building opposite. The explanation is the obvious one. As Pluto is entering your fourth house, and the
Moon forms a trine with Neptune, this indicates that you will wake tomorrow morning to the sight of John Prescott dressed only in a short-kimono bathrobe doing ‘hand-stands’ on the
front lawn.
    Lucky pie: Apple and blackcurrant
    Lucky sensation: Goose pimples
    A QUARIUS
    Your passion for bath-toys has been an open secret for some years. A square Venus at the beginning of the week indicates that it’s high time that you owned up to having
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