Free 12 Good Reasons to Look Up Uranus by Kevin Joslin

respect, one is trust, one is shared pleasures, and one is shared dreams. On a lighter note, Mars rising means that someone will pop
along with some beeswax and new dusters on Thursday.
    Lucky frame: Roddy
    Lucky mood: Playful
    L IBRA
    Uranus, planet of surprises, has plans for you this week. However, these may have to be put on hold as a trine Pluto indicates that on Tuesday lunchtime, while at lunch with a
colleague, an undercooked turkey may cause you problems when you sit at the restaurant table under which it has been hiding. On Thursday you may be arrested for unlicensed haberdashery in Market
Street.
    Lucky pantomime: Jack & the Beanstalk
    Lucky muscles: Trapezoids
    S CORPIO
    The relentless quest for the answer to the age-old problem of preventing peas going cold before everything else on the plate has occupied your waking life, but this week,
volatile Neptune enters your birthsign bringing with it the inspiration to start a bumble-bee farm in order to make individual pea-cosies from their furry pelts. On Thursday, you will be roughly
jostled in the bargain basement while searching for a Christmas present.
    Lucky paper: The Daily Sketch
    Lucky sect: The Rosicrucians
    S AGITTARIUS
    An unusual aspect between Saturn and Mercury indicates that you may be drawn into fruitless shopping trips over the next week or two, or at least until Mars goes trine on
Friday week. Resist any suggestion that might be made that your carrying capacity would be dramatically improved were you to be fitted with panniers and a tow-bar. On Wednesday the old trouble will
flare up again. Pretend not to notice if people stare.
    Lucky snack: Spaghetti-hoops ‘a la Grecque’
    Lucky guess: Mandibles
    C APRICORN
    An action packed start to the week is indicated by Mars conjoining with Pluto in your seventh house. In a vain attempt to increase your ‘street cred’ you don an
elaborate disguise and get a job reading the news on a commercial radio youth station. But a square Saturn means that this will be a short-lived venture as during the first bulletin you are
unmasked as you correctly conjugate a verb.
    Lucky cake: Eccles
    Lucky shoes: Winkle-pickers
    A QUARIUS
    Your deep affection for risqué verse may have serious consequences on Wednesday when in an unguarded moment you provide an example to someone you meet in the corridor,
who actually turns out to be a well-known Bishop whose hobbies include keeping owls and making his own pickled eggs. On Friday mysterious Neptune enters your birthsign, which is a bit of a
nuisance.
    Lucky spaniel: King Charles
    Lucky tool: Spokeshave
    P ISCES
    Mercury goes retrograde in your birthsign on Monday this week. This combined with a waning moon indicates that a forthright woman with a pronounced lisp will brush against you
in the lift. Not until Tuesday lunchtime will you learn that you’re ‘it’ and no returns.
    Lucky pipe: Meerschaum
    Lucky hold: Stratford lift

W EEKLY F ORECAST FOR
6 TH TO 12 TH J UNE
    A RIES
    You know that feeling of holding your breath before something happens? Well, just for a change the feeling is correct – something really is just around the corner waiting
for you now. Saturn entering your birthsign indicates that all the washing up from the weekend has been left in the sink, and the plughole is blocked with soggy tea bags.
    Lucky rug: Shepherd-skin
    Lucky stranger: Steve Corbet
    T AURUS
    Mercury is trine with mysterious Neptune this week, which means for you that a certain rhyme and rhythm will be associated with everything you do. This will be particularly
noticeable on Wednesday lunchtime when you purchase a harmonica at a music shop run by Monica and Veronica Honniker. However, you should not attempt to push your luck by asking if they’d care
for afternoon tea.
    Lucky walk: Cheyne
    Lucky compost: John Innes No. 1.
    G EMINI
    Last week things were changing so swiftly that you had to spend a lot of time on your toes, making decisions from moment to moment.