edge of the birdbath, dip his beak to drink, and fly away. The peace and quiet was a sharp contrast to all sheâd been through; she didnât want to leave. Thinking about Aunt Pearl made Narice realize that Uncle Willie was the only person in her life now with a direct link to her past and to her parents. She turned to ask Saint about his past, when the silence exploded with what sounded like a cannon fire going off in the house, followed by Uncle Willie bellowing, âCyclops! Get in here! Now!â
But Saint was already running towards the patioâgun drawn, coat flying behind him. âHide!â he barked back at Narice.
He vanished into the house and Narice took off for the far end of the yard. Shaking and scared, she fought the mosquitoes for a hiding place amongst the tall, wide-leafed milkweed. Slapping at the bloodthirsty insects, she huddled and waited.
After what seemed like an eternity, she saw Saint step out onto the patio. The sunglass covered eyes swept the yard for her. âNarice!â he yelled.
She heard the anxiety in his voice, but it took her a moment to beat back the insects. âDown here.â
When she stood, he seemed to visibly relax. âYou okay?â he asked walking to meet her.
âIâve been bitten a million times, but Iâm all right. Whatâs going on?â
âCome on in. Uncle Willie caught some cockroaches.â
Inside, the two foreign born men seated in the front room on the blue sofa looked scared to death. Narice didnât blame them; the huge gun Uncle Willie had leveled on them had a barrel large enough for her to crawl in and go to sleep. Sheâd be scared, too. Only then did she see the dead man on the floor in the foyer. She quickly averted her eyes from the disturbing sight. âWhat happened?â Narice whispered.
âYou okay, baby girl?â
âYes, Unc.â
âWanted to make sure. These two, well three, came to my door posing as Jehovahâs Witnesses, only they werenât carrying Bibles.â
The menâs heads dropped in what appeared to be both embarrassment and shame. âThey asked if they could come in for water. I told them no. I went to sit back down and they slit my screen, reached in, and unlocked the door. I calmly pulled Arnold here out of the grandfather clock, and when the first one crossed my threshold, I blew him away. These two I invited in for tea.â
Narice knew this was a serious matter, butâ¦âThe gun is named Arnold ?â
âYeah,â Willie replied with pride. âAfter the Terminator.â He never took his eyes off of his guests. âMinute I saw it in the catalogueâknew I had to have it. Knew what I was going to name it, too.â
Narice shook her head and scanned the big gun. âIs that thing even legal?â
Uncle Willie said, âCyclops, what do they teach you in the military?â
Saint didnât miss a beat. âDonât ask. Donât tell, sir.â
âExactly.â
Narice smiled. âNever mind. What are you going to do with, them?â
âAlready had Cyclops call the cops. My buddies should be here momentarily. In the meantime, Cyclops, search âem. Letâs see who they are.â
Saint said, âI think we already know,â but he had the two men stand up one at a time. From the anger in their eyes, it was plain they didnât like it, but with Arnold still trained on them they had no choice but to cooperate.
The two men and their dead friend had on them passports verifying that they were indeed from The Majestyâs country of Nagal. Saint also found enough fake ID in their wallets and suit-coat pockets to supply the entire senior class at a local high school. Saint laid the passports in a line on the carpet. While Narice looked on, he produced a camera from the recesses of his magic coat and photographed the faces and information on each one. âGet me an envelope, angel, if