Free Hackers on Steroids by Oisín Sweeney

showing respect and understanding’ to RIP troll predators), changed the name of the group to ‘The Mallory Knox Fan Club.’ ‘Mallory Knox’ is an American male and an RIP troll who was to be found on Facebook in those days. His other trolling name is ‘Ann Hero,’ that trollish reference to suicide. This sick insult – intended or not - to the members of a group that included the parents of children who had killed themselves was the last straw and so both me and the other anti-troll opened up our sleeper accounts and closed the group down permanently.
     
    When Malcolm’s friends make someone mad they say that person is ‘butthurt.’ Well, Malcolm couldn’t have been more butthurt than if he’d been anally attacked with Satan’s very own 9ft hell-penis. This absurd little creature went into absolute meltdown mode, dancing about like a little demonic imp caught in a glass jar. He genuinely didn’t appear to see the contradiction between what he was doing as regards his friendship with - and enabling of - the very worst bullies on Facebook and on the other hand running what was meant to be an anti-bullying group. He even went along with his psychotic little mates to troll a wall run by the friends of a young South African girl who was in a coma and that they had set up to ask for prayers for her. Something’s really missing in that mind of his. For the next six months or so of his life he spent what seemed to be all of his time making numerous 15 minutes videos or writing long essays the subject of which was the utter evil of anti-trolls, and especially the utter evil of me. It was all because we were jealous of his success, you see. He has made a video in which he describes ‘the rape of HATO’ as ‘probably the most evil act of hate of the decade.’ And he means it. By god he means it. He also went on to blame another Irishman other than me for being involved even though he had nothing to do with it, and started a massive online war with him. Which is apt really, as in the Long Good Friday it is the Irish characters that really, really get the ire of the main mover behind HATO.
     
    I still can’t for the life of me get my head around the fact that he genuinely can’t see the contradiction. But he can’t. He genuinely can’t. But this is the type of loon that the Net throws up time and again.
     
    After his anti-bullying reputation had long went the way of the dodo, and after he had his six-month-long very public and very, very funny breakdown, he then latched onto Anonymous and it wasn’t long before this 45-year-old nominal adult could be viewed parading around at Anonymous gatherings all around Britain. Anonymous soon became his entire life (although he does seem to have trouble understanding the meaning of the word ‘anonymous,’ whoring himself out for the TV cameras as a spokesman every chance he gets, including an appearance on BBC’s Panorama documentary series in which he talked about how much he respects the RIP trolls). For this strange and bizarre little man, who when on Facebook was hanging out with two 13-year-old girls whenever he wasn’t playing around with RIP trolls, being part of Anonymous has turned him from strange little loner into strange little deluded fantasist. Because for Malcolm, Anonymous is at war and at the end of that war it is going to rule the world.
     
    Malcolm had his first taste of the horrors of this war at the Battle of the Bullring Shopping Centre, which took place in Birmingham, England, on 20th August 2011 and that was filmed by one of the Anons who was there. This was ‘The day the people of the UK lost their freedom,’ according to Malfunction. What happened was that a bunch of circus clowns all of whom had for some reason forgotten their red noses and makeup and were wearing Guy Fawkes masks instead had lost their way to the circus and wandered into the Bullring Shopping Centre in Birmingham while playing loud rap music from a ghetto blaster, and