Walt knocked an old ladyâs prayer book from her hand he would most likely chop off your nose. Imagine what he would do if you accused him of bloody murder. Why, he would whittle us both up for kindling!â
âBut it is a Scoop, Dan,â said Sam Clemens. âA veritable, bona fide Scoop.â
Dan De Quille looked at me. âWhat is your name?â
âP.K.,â I said. âThough my foster ma used to call me Pinky. That is short for Pinkerton.â
âP.K., are you certain Walt does not know you witnessed this crime?â
I said, âI am sure. He is after me because he wants that Letter and he suspects I have it. He does not know I witnessed the crime and he does not know what I look like. But he knows I sometimes go by the name of Pinky and he knows that I am twelve years old. That is why I am in disguise.â
Dan De Quille turned to Sam Clemens & said, âIf we print that article, then Walt will know that P.K. was a witness. We may as well sign this poor childâs death certificate right here and now.â
Ledger Sheet 17
DAN DE QUILLE PUT ON HIS HAT. âI am going to tell the Marshal to ride down to Temperance and tell people there not to start another war with the Paiutes. Sam, will you stay here with P.K.? The Marshal might want to question him before he leaves. But donât you print anything until I say so.â
He hurried out of the room, closing the door behind him.
I looked at Sam Clemens & he looked at me.
Then he heaved a deep sigh & sat down. âWell,â he said, âas my hopes of a Scoop have been dashed upon the rocks of Prudence, I may as well try to salvage something from this wreck. Tell me about yourself. How does a pint-sized half Indian like you come to be living with a Methodist preacher and his wife?â
âMy original ma was Lakota, which some people call Sioux,â I said. âShe was sent away from her tribe for taking up with a fur trapper when she was fourteen. Later she met my pa. She liked his buttons and his beard. She fell pregnant with me and when she felt her time coming she crouched down behind a bush and out I popped. It was outside a town called Hard Luck near Mount Disappointment in the Black Hills. She named me Glares from a Bush because she said I never smiled nor cried, but just glared up at her like an evil maggot.â
Sam Clemens chuckled. âGlares from a Bush,â he said. âGood name. What was your maâs name? Was it something romantic, like Malaeska or Little Doe?â
âHer name was Squats on a Stump,â I said.
Sam Clemens grinned. âAnd your pa?â
âHis name was Pinkerton.â
Sam Clemens took the foul-smelling pipe out of his mouth. âAllan Pinkerton? Wasnât he the man who saved President Lincolnâs life last year?â
I nodded. âHe has a famous Detective Agency based out of Chicago.â
âAnd heâs your pa?â
I shook my head. âMy pa was his elder brother Robert. He was a detective, too.â
I took the Pinkerton RailRoad Detective Button out of my medicine bag and held it out.
Sam Clemens put his pipe back in his mouth & took the button & studied it. âPinkerton RailRoad Detective,â he read, & then handed it back. âI didnât know Pinkerton had an elder brother,â he said.
I said, âPa stayed with us for a while and then he vamoosed. I donât even remember what he looks like. After that, my ma was left to fend for herself. In the summers we trapped animals & in the winter we lived in towns & she made Indian medicines for sick people. Then one day about two years ago she got it in her head to set out for the Washoe. I am not sure where that is.â
âThat is here,â said Sam Clemens. âIt is the name of a tribe of Indians who live in the basin valley between here and the Sierra Nevada Mountains. So your ma wanted to cash in on the Silver Boom?â
âI am not