excited,â I say. It feels like Adrienne should be part of this conversation.
The woman stands up and smiles at Leah, clearly assuming her to be my wife. I would think sheâd have some reaction to our age difference, perhaps disapproval, but sheâs apparently too focused on the fantasy. Two loving parents and a baby on the way. âYouâre beautiful,â she tells Leah. âYou glow.â
âMy husband says the same thing.â
What the hell? Itâs one thing to indulge the womanâs fantasy, another toâ Thereâs no way I can tell Adrienne about this.
âCongratulations,â the woman says, moving away, but reluctantly, like she wants to bathe in our light awhile longer. In Leahâs glow.
I stalk out of the store.
âWhat?â Leah says defensively, once weâre both out on the sidewalk. People stream by, mildly interested in our sideshow. What do they take us for? Father and daughter? Husband and wife? Man and mistress?
âYou lied, thatâs what.â I probably shouldnât be calling her out. I promised Adrienne Iâd be on my best behavior.
Another text. Christ. Adrienne and her impeccable timing.
âShort leash, huh?â Leah ribs me. I guess sheâs thinking itâs a way to lighten the mood, but I glower at her. Iâm being too real with her. Iâm showing her who I actually am.
But Iâve got this feeling she likes that. She likes me more than she likes Adrienne, and we all know it, including Adrienne. Thatâs why all the texts.
âWhy did you do that?â I ask. âIn the store.â Maybe I can get Leah to be real, too.
âDonât you ever like to pretend?â She shrugs. âItâs not like it hurt anybody.â
âBut . . .â Why pretend that ? Why my wife?
âWeâre friends, right?â she says.
I nod.
âSo you need to know something about me. Sometimes I do things and I donât know why. And Iâm okay with that.â
âItâs called being nineteen.â
I can tell she doesnât like that answer. I can hardly blame her. No one likes being reduced to their age. I know I donât like when people think the things I do are middle-aged clichés. Like when they assume Iâm a married guy sleeping with a young girl. Iâve gotten a few of those looks today, too.
âFriends,â I say. âThatâs a good idea.â
âDidnât you say you were going to take me to Lands End?â She tosses her hair back and smiles. âI love that name.â
CHAPTER 9
Adrienne
T he kids have spring fever. By this time in the year, theyâve got the routines down; they know how to work in small groups. But today, they keep chattering loudly, squawking and squabbling. Iâm presiding over a barnyard.
I flick the light switch. âLights off, head down. Iâm in no mood for this.â I believe in transparency with the kids. They need to know Iâm a person, too.
I hear some of the bossier kids repeating after me: âMrs. Tâs in no mood.â
âIâm not in the mood to be repeated either. I can speak for myself.â
In the darkness, I glance over at my desk, where my cell phone lies silent and luminescent, my most recent texts unanswered. Where is he? Whatâs he doing?
The kids simmer down. I stew.
Normally, Iâm crazy about my kids. All of them, even the little freaks and terrors and attention whores. I love their rampant humanity, how it can be so concentrated and so exterior. Their whole lives are one big game of show-and-tell. Theyâre still mostly naïveand deeply inquisitive. At the beginning of the year, they need constant direction, and redirection. By April, theyâre at their best: more mature and independent and opinionated. They broadcast their emotions shamelessly.
Each year presents its own challenges in terms of how to merge all the different learning styles and