Suzanneâs garage.
âHey, kid, youâre moving up in the world. Be careful and donât do anything that I would do.â Steve ruffled my already messy hair and I slapped his hand away. I gave a quick prayer of thanks to the weather gods that it was too cold for swimming. I was still too gross to go out in public in a bathing suit.
âThat whole silent routine is very attractive, kid. Anyway, Iâll pick you up at exactly eleven, Momâs orders.â I smiled a little and nodded as I got out of the car and stood for a minute watching the car drive away.
I remember I stood on the front porch for what seemed like forever. Time playing his little tricks again. I could hear music that I didnât recognize and lots of yelling and laughing. I looked around the yard a bit, wondering what I was supposed to do. No one would hear me knock but I didnât know anyone well enough to just walk in. I didnât want to stand on the porch for three hours waiting for Steve to come back and rescue me. My problem was solved â or maybe it was just starting â when the door opened and Suzanne came out with her perfect boyfriend, Sean. He was probably the quarterback on the football team or something equally impressive that I canât remember right now.
âTwelve should be enough,â Suzanne was saying to him as she kissed him full on the mouth. I tried not to stare. I had onlyever kissed my pillow on the mouth and it was always kind of dry and unresponsive. Seanâs mouth looked a lot wetter and more enthusiastic.
âSure, babe, back soon,â he said, breaking the clinch and running past without noticing me. I wasnât surprised. Boys never seemed to notice me. He hopped into a tiny red car and roared off with a loud squealing noise. Iâve often wondered why it seems that only teenage boys are able to make that precise sound when they drive. Do they learn in it Driverâs Ed?
âOh, hi, um, Marty, is it?â Suzanne finally registered that I was there. I nodded like an idiot. Martyâs a nice name too. Of course, it wasnât my name, but I wasnât going to quibble.
âHi,â I said, relieved that I could still, apparently, talk.
âCome on in. Seanâs just gone home to snag some more beer. His parents stock-pile the stuff. They donât notice when he borrows some, so long as he takes a little at a time. Heâll be legal in a month, so we wonât have to do this anymore. I canât wait!â
I followed her into the living room, which was completely full of bodies. Every surface seemed to have someone on it, drinking or talking or making out. I saw a few people I recognized from school. Not too many band nerds there. Actually, none that I could see.
Many strangers. I felt instantly and totally out of place and wished with all of my heart that Annie or Ruth or Devon or Alyssa was standing beside me.
âHelp yourself,â Suzanne was saying, holding an open bottle of beer towards me.
I looked at it in a blind panic. I had never had alcohol in mylife. I know that sounds hopelessly nerdy, but it was true. My mom had pounded it into my head that booze was dangerous for young ladies, leading to a loss of control and the possibility of finding oneself in a compromising position with an equally out-of-control boy. She also told me that I would say things I would regret and act like an idiot. Since I already felt like an idiot, I didnât want to start talking like one too. Not that I believed most things my mother said about life anymore, but at the same time, I couldnât be absolutely sure she was wrong about this one. This was not the time or the place to test the theory for the first time. What was I supposed to do? Saying no made me look like a baby and saying yes could make all of my motherâs predictions come true, which would give her the ultimate âI told you soâ moment and mark the end of my already