Lapsewood. âSurely thatâs one of those myths made up by the living.â
âIs it, though?â asked Nell.
âI can see you two are getting friendly,â said a voice. Lapsewood noticed Tanner standing behind Nell, grinning from ear to ear.
âHello, Tanner,â said Nell, pulling away from Lapsewood. âWhat you doing with all them spirit hounds?â
Tanner was holding five leads, each with the ghost of a dog on the end. In most cases, it was stomach-churningly obvious what had killed them. They all had patchy, mangy coats, revealing sore pink skin underneath. Some had been beaten, others run over, run through or shot.
âDogs?â exclaimed Lapsewood.
âYeah. Theyâre sweet.â Tanner picked up a three-legged Jack Russell and ruffled its head.
âTheyâre anomalies,â said Lapsewood.
âI think most of them are mongrels, actually.â
âI mean they shouldnât exist. Dogs donât have souls. The Bureau doesnât even officially recognise their existence.â
âPoor things.â Tanner scratched the dog under its chin. âThey donât know what to do with themselves without hunger. I found this lot chasing after living cats, getting confused when they slipped through their paws.â
âWhat use are they to us?â asked Lapsewood.
âWell, as I see it, the problem we have is that you canât see the Black Rot from the outside . . .â
âYou can when it gets real bad,â said Nell.
âYeah, but not always,â said Tanner. âSo how do we know if a house is safe to enter?â
Nell and Lapsewood looked at him, awaiting the answer.
âThe dogs. Thatâs how. A spirit hound will be no more able to escape a building with Black Rot than one of us.â
âThatâs true,â said Nell. âBut the spirit of a dog wonât quench the appetite of an empty building. A haunted house needs a human spirit.â
âThatâs as maybe,â admitted Tanner, âbut the point is, if they donât come back then weâll know itâs not safe to go in.â
âIs that true?â asked Lapsewood.
Nell laughed. âI can see which oneâs the boss out of you two.â
Lapsewood felt embarrassed, but could think of nothing to say to the contrary. âHow do we make them go into the buildings?â he asked.
âLike this. Watch.â Tanner pulled out a stick tucked into his belt and held it up for a black Labrador to sniff. He then took the dog off the lead and threw the stick straight through the wall of the theatre. All the dogs barked wildly trying to get it, but the freed Labrador ran after it and jumped through the wall.
âHow do you know heâll come back at all?â asked Lapsewood.
âHeâll come back,â said Tanner. âI told you, these dogs just want caring for.â
The Labrador bounded out of the wall, holding the stick in its mouth happily. Tanner took it and patted the dog. âGood boy,â he said, tying it back up. âYou see?â
âSmart lad,â said Nell affectionately. âNow, old Nell has somewhere she needs to be. Iâll see you later, Tanner.â
âSee you, Nell,â said Tanner.
âIt was lovely to make your acquaintance, Mr LapseÂwood,â said Nell. She leaned towards him and pecked him on the cheek.
Lapsewood stood, stunned, unable to move or speak until a taxicab went past and its wheel hit a puddle, spraying water straight through him. Tanner laughed. âCome on, Romeo,â he said. âWe got work to do.â
The last few stragglers were trying to get to their seats before the play began as Lapsewood and Tanner stepped into the theatre lobby. Lapsewood gazed up at the columns and statues as he followed Tanner up the stairs, unseen by the theatre workers checking tickets.
If the lobby had been impressive, it was nothing compared with the
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