splendour and elegance of the high-ceilinged theatre itself, with row upon row of expectant people, chatting amongst themselves as they waited for the curtain to rise. In the centre, hanging from the ceiling, a gas chandelier gave the whole place a gentle glow that felt almost magical to Lapsewood.
âThereâs our fella, now,â said Tanner.
At first Lapsewood didnât see who he was talking about, but then he noticed the man. He wore clothes more suited to a gentleman living some hundred years earlier, with a rather fussy shirt, yellow tights, a grey coat and, on top of his head, a three-cornered hat. He was sharing his seat with a large fidgety lady.
Seeing them approach, the Man in Grey stood up.
âGreetings,â he said, raising his hat and bowing flamboyantly. âPlease have a seat, my friends. Youâre in for a treat tonight.
The Tragedy of Hamlet
, by our greatest playwright, Mr William Shakespeare. I have seen many performances over the years, but the talk of the theatre is that tonightâs lead is something very special indeed.â
Tanner rolled his eyes but Lapsewood pulled out his list and a pen from his top pocket. âSorry to bother you, sir. Iâm here from the Housing Department. Iâm looking for Doris McNally.â
âAh, dear Doris, a charming lady. She prefers the comedies, you know,â replied the Man in Grey. âIâm afraid I havenât seen her in some time.â
âCan I take your details?â asked Lapsewood. âFor my records.â
âOf course. Mr David Kerby. Born into life, 1771, born into death 1806. Known to the living as the Man in Grey, a title which, as you can see, fails to take into account the daring colour of my legwear, but one which I have grown accustomed to over the years.â
âThe living can see you?â
âOccasionally. I have a licence for infrequent visibility, up to sixty per cent on the opacity scale, in accordance with the rulings on the haunting of public places.â
âWhatâs that mean?â asked Tanner.
âIt means heâs good for the tourist trade,â replied Lapsewood.
âAh yes, they flock here, hoping to catch a glimpse of the ghost of the man murdered in the foundations of this very building,â said Mr Kerby dramatically. âThe theatre itself has burnt down and been rebuilt since then, of course, but as my life was taken down in the foundations, this glorious theatre has remained my home.â
âYou were murdered?â said Lapsewood.
Mr Kerby laughed and nodded, then pulled out a dagger and held it aloft. âBy this very dagger,â he said grandly. âStabbed in the gut and left to die beneath the stage then bricked up in these walls. A death of such drama is in keeping with our dramatic surrounds, wouldnât you say?â
âIâm guessing you were an actor yourself with the way you talk and all,â said Tanner.
âAn actor?â Mr Kerby chuckled. âNo, young man. In life I was a book keeper.â
âWhat were you killed for, then?â asked Tanner.
âAh, well,â Mr Kerby emitted a small, embarrassed cough. âMy fault entirely. You see, the management at the time had some pecuniary complications.â
Tanner looked to Lapsewood, who translated, âMoney problems.â
âWhy didnât he just say that then?â asked Tanner.
âI noticed discrepancies in the books and brought it to light. I went to the then manager who saw to it that I didnât bring it to any more light. Now, hush please, the play is about to start.â
The lights on the great chandelier dimmed and Mr Kerby turned to the stage. âDo you know the play?â he asked. âIt begins with the appearance of a ghost. Iâve been watching rehearsals and theyâve done it rather well in this production. Not too much moaning and wailing. I donât know why they always have us ghosts
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