Sick in the body was okay. Sick in the head wasnât.
âYouâre a bit quiet, tonight, Dreamy,â said Norm.
Eric looked up from a girlie mag. âGet a knock-back, did ya?â
I was trying to think of what to say when he struck again.
âNo, that canât be right. I forgot â you wouldnât have lost yer cherry yet, would yer?â
He called out to Bob. âWhatcha reckon, Supers? Yer think Dreamyâs ever had a naughty?â
âNone of my business,â said Bob.
Holding his hands behind his head, Eric leaned back, stretched and yawned.
âI got you worked out, havenât I, pally?â He grinned. âYou never even been close to a sheila. Never even been kissed. Hey, Normie, we got us a virrrrgin!â
Normâs eyes were all over me. He wasnât laughing out loud, but he was still having a good time.
I couldnât think of a single thing that would shut Eric up.
Bob saved me. âBetter than beinâ a mental virgin like you, Rattlehead.â
âHey?â
âThatâs right, mental virgin, you are. Next ideaâll be yer first.â
Normâs belly jiggled about as he laughed.
âFair go,â said Eric. âWhat is this â Pick on Ek Day?â
âOnly stating the facts.â Puff, puff. âThat brain of yours is never going to pack it in from over-use, thatâs for sure.â
âYouâre not wrong there, Supers,â said Norm.
Eric forced a smile â better to pretend they hadnât got to him. I knew he wouldnât bother me again for a while.
Cusack drove in at about two oâclock, top speed as usual. He even drove fast in reverse. His truck thumped the dock as he backed it in.
âLook at the way he drives,â said Norm. âGood thing heâs not a jockey â whip a horse to death, he would.â
His milk was on the dock ready for him, so he had no reason to gripe. He still looked surly though, with that âdonât come near meâ face as he loaded the truck. He was about to leave when he realised something was missing.
âHey, whereâs my custard?â He clambered into the back of the truck and lifted up crates, before barrelling over to Eric.
âWhereâs my carton of custard? I ordered one.â
âStuffed if I know.â
Bob nodded towards the coolroom. âGrab it yourself.â
Muttering and shaking his head, Cusack stomped off and got the custard, held it up so we could see it, then threw it into the back of the truck. He slammed the door, gunned the engine. Gone.
We were glad to see the back of him.
A few hours later a paddy wagon turned up. A hulking great cop took off his cap and laboured up the steps towards me.
âYou got a milkman here called Cusack?â
âYes.â
Bob came over. âWhatâs up?â
âWeâve had a milko been killed. On the driverâs licence it says his nameâs Cusack. Got his milk out of here, did he?â
Bob rubbed his chin, letting the news sink in. Finally he answered. âHeâs one of ours all right.â
âGood. Thatâs a problem solved. Got his family coming in to identify the body, but we need someone to drive his truck back here â itâs full of milk.â
âHowâd it happen?â Bob asked.
âHe got hit by a car on the highway. We think he jumped out the driverâs side, didnât look â whammo. Bounced off the windscreen of the car that hit him. Wouldnât have known much about it anyway, thatâs one good thing.â
âCusack, eh?â
âThatâs our boy. So you got someone to drive the truck back, have you?â
I felt like the cop had punched me in the gut. I could hardly breathe.
âThatâs no problem,â said Bob without a momentâs thought. âMight as well do it now.â
âRightio then.â
âYou tell the others, will you,