Free All Dogs are Blue by Rodrigo Souza Leao

consecration as Magma I to being First Todog.
    Rising over other people is a funny thing. Having the power to speak and make others do exactly what you’ve asked. But I didn’t abuse my status as First Todog.
    I was the First Todog, the one everyone had to respect. I was a kind of god to those people. I was responsible for making sense of the laws of the universe and turning them into a language that could be understood by the other beings in the universe.
    For my father this was pure insanity.
    You want me to call you Todog. Like a kind of dog?
    No, not dog. It’s Todog.
    How ridiculous can you be. Look at you, wearing a robe. You don’t even put on trousers any more.
    They’re Todog robes.
    And the flowers?
    Todog flowers.
    Everything is Todog?
    Yes, I’m part of everything. Anhamambé arlicouse proto bumba Todog.
    Stop saying that nonsense.
    To cantilya chamtipa cur
    Tuereriçaau mandique puss
    Pos polacossidrometáuio.
    Todog.
    My father slapped me across the face. The other members of my religion laid into my father.
    They really beat me up. I’m calling the police.
    We have religious freedom.
    Your religion is lynching an old man.
    When they attack our god Todog we’re defending ourselves from their hell.
    My hell is all of you and this idiot son of mine.
    Todog. We are one another’s hell.
    I’m kicking you out. Go live in some other shithole.
    Todog. Absentam. Clux.
    Todog.
    I left and went to the streets preaching the Todog. First we had to grow and multiply the number of the faithful.
    We got into a fight on the corner of Miguel Lemos with some punks who were passing by. Todog is strong and imposes itself by force. Two punks converted. The power of the word renewed the lives of those who took on the teachings.
    We went to sleep in a nearby shelter. I had to name a Todog 2 to take my place. So I chose the fattest one. I called him Xuma Quizombe. Xuma consecrated himself grand master. Bencotuzaac maarrienovic gossstumaan . Xuma Todog 2. He was my secretary on all our works. Kicked out of the shelter, we went to an abandoned campground.
    In two months there were 500 of us.
    Todog Xantipa maarlameeu .
    With time, I was feeling my body less and less. They gave me some other glasses and these new glasses gave me strange powers. Like concentrating solely and exclusively on my destiny. After all, it’s not like everyone has gone through what I have. And I needed to forget everything, remember less, not live in the past so much. Dogs were blue and what would this lead to? It wasn’t my fault that I saw the light of things. Although the light of things was disappearing and giving way to a new light: the Todog lutz vaticerum forbid beach boys club .
    With time, I was starting to master the language. The one that would unite all beings. I knew the language so well that I was slowly giving up speaking my own language. The meetings at the campground were fruitful. I spoke to more and more people.
    You need to deliver your self to Todog. The world was made for you. A calm world of love. Fortex climberg Todog .
    There were times when I only spoke Todog and Xuma translated for everyone. The people made donations. So many that we bought the campground and built a big house there.
    Go to bed. This is no hour for a child to be up.
    Yes, Mum.
    I slept with my blue dog.
    You have a very beautiful future ahead of you, the fortune teller told me.
    She read the lines on the palm of my hand.
    Our house was new. A dog always came along and howled in the mirrored night that was the lake. Every lake is a mirrored night when the moon is full.
    The furious hands of silence were falling through my childhood. The deeper I got into my childhood Todog, the more I forgot myself. Gradually I forgot that I had a family. My family became Todog. During the sermons I emphasised the need to love your neighbour as yourself. I wrote a booklet with some commandments. And I also set down rules for our use of psychotropic drugs. After a month we had