sudden you were back in control.â
âBecause, Charlie, I rose from the sea of despond with a wonderful idea.â
âAbout what to do with Great Witch Abigail? Edwina, as your only daughter and the mother of your only granddaughter, I forbid you to give up the only life you have and come back here to take care of Abigail Staudt. She can go live at Gentle Oaks like everybody else.â
âThatâs just it, Charlie, she canât. Sheâs old, but sheâs not ill mentally or physically. Boulder, however, has independent-living facilities for the elderly that watch out for the frail and encourage their independence for as long as possible. Sheâs not dying. Sheâs not senile. Sheâs just old.â
âDonât they have places like that in Mason City?â
âProbably, but thereâs a passel of Staudts needing seeing to there, too, and the number of young people whoâve skipped off to other places makes it hard.â
âTheyâre expecting you to come back and take care of her. Live here. Give up your work and everything.â
âYou and I both know that wonât happen. If Howard were alive, they wouldnât even think to ask it.â
âWould you be able to even stand having her in Boulder?â
âJust down the hill from the university thereâs a place called the Good Samaritan, with an eight- or nine-story apartment building for seniors and one floor of assisted-living for those who need more, plus a nursing home attached for those who need the most. For the apartment dwellers, there are scheduled activities, a dining room, in-room cooking facilities, bus trips. Everything sheâll need. Once a week I could walk down from the labs to have lunch with her and that would be it. And she could hurl accusations, opinions, and self-righteousness every which way and nobody would care because theyâre not from Myrtle and sheâs nobody to them. Kind of sweet, huh?â
Somehow, Charlie had the feeling that this would backfire, but was so glad Edwina had a positive thought she didnât relay that feeling. Sheâd much prefer to get her mother out of here without Great-aunt Abigail Staudt.
CHAPTER 10
T HEY ORDERED ANOTHER beer when their sandwiches arrived and discovered the salad was the lettuce, onion, and tomato garnish on the buns with the pike and the pork. And probably the ketchup that came with the fries.
âYouâve got to try a bite of thisâused to be served at hamburger joints and drive-ins everywhere. Havenât seen them since I left Iowa.â Edwina cut a hunk off one end of her sandwich and Charlie did the same with hers to exchange.
âKenny Cowperâs body does not look like he maintains it on deep-fried stuff like this.â Although Charlie had to admit it was the best deep-fat-fried âstuffâ sheâd ever eatenâcrispy, crunchy, salty, and hot through. The fish tasted like freshwater, the pork like pig, and the fries like a thicker version of McDonaldâs.
âKnow what another delicious irony is? Ladies donât drink beer in pool halls in Myrtle. And Iâm going to suggest shipping Great-aunt Abigail off to the outside world, where tonight will prove that foreign ladies do drink beer in pool halls. That ought to get some of the guilt turned in the other direction, cause some consternation in the other camp. We should have dinner here tomorrow night, too.â
âWe have to catch the eight a.m. vomit comet to Minneapolis the next day. Canât we spend tomorrow night in Mason City?â And get a decent shower? How do people who donât have showers wash their hair?
Marshal Delwood swept in on a cold wind, waved at a few
of the âboysâ who called out to him, and shoved in beside Charlie. âSo where the hell is Marlys?â
âI donât know, Marshal Sweety. Lost her in the cemetery, like I told you.â
âWell, I
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