hairpiece industry and interviewed six bald guys with brain abscesses from a faulty hair-replacement system. But this wig took the cake and begged the obvious question: Why would anyone wear such a terrible and obvious toupee? Did he know how bad it looked? Of course, I was just assuming it was a toupee from the false look of it and the uncomfortable way it sat on his head. If it was his real hair, it was even more horrifying. It answered that age-old question: Can space monsters mate with earth women?
Phil had borrowed a car to come in from Jersey, and had parked it down Seventh Avenue near Twenty-first Street. I walked him back to it. Before he got in, I said, âWhat about you? Are you going to stick around, move back into the building if they rebuild?â
Iâd waited until the last moment, not sure if I was going to ask at all, afraid I might hear an answer I didnât want.
âI donât know, luv,â he said. âHave to see what Helen wants to do. Sheâs undecided.â
Like a little kid, I watched him as he drove off until I couldnât see the car anymore. I got this weird chill watching the car vanish into a blur of taillightsâI donât know if it was déjà vu or sera vu , but it wasnât a good feeling. After it passed, I turned and walked back to the Chelsea.
Rounding the corner to Twenty-third Street, I noticed that the man in the bad toupee was behind me. I speeded up because I was getting a vaguely menacing vibe from him, and not just because Iâve been menaced by wig-wearing people more than once. Something else about him spooked me.
Speed-walking, and half-looking behind me as I did, I headed toward the hotel, and ran smack dab into a young man who was lurking in the grainy shadows between streetlights, next to the Capitol Fishing Tackle Store.
It was the manboy. He had looked more impressive through the distorted fish-eye peephole than he did now. He looked about sixteen and kind of pathetic.
âWhere have you been?â I asked. âWhereâs Nadia? I thought she met up with you and you two had eloped.â
âWe didnât meet up. Do you know where she is?â He had the same accent as Nadia, which sounded kind of Slavic and kind of Central Asian. Couldnât put my finger on it, but it landed somewhere between Pakistan and Germany.
Meanwhile, the man in the bad toupee had walked past and vanished.
âWell, obviously I havenât heard from her, if I thought she was with you. Youâd better come upstairs,â I said.
He came in with me, looking around himself in a fearful manner. He was a nervous young man.
âYou didnât hook up with Nadia at all?â I asked.
âNo,â he snarled.
âWell, sheâs gone. No sign of her anywhere. Where would she go?â
âI donât know. I thought you might know,â he said. He was acting very resentful and suspicious of me for some reason.
âI donât know her at all and we didnât talk much,â I said. âIâve had my own shit to look after. Someone was killed here last night.â
He didnât seem to hear this. âWhen did she leave?â
âEarly evening, six, seven P.M . What happened to you? I saw you come into the hotel yesterday, but you never showed at the apartment.â
âI didnât know this was the right apartment, because you told me the night before it was the wrong apartment â¦â
âSo you just wandered the hotel hoping to run into her?â
He looked at me angrily.
âLook, Iâm sorry I sent you away the other night,â I said. âI didnât know who you were or why you were here,â I said.
âYes, and you made a lot of trouble for me and for Nadia,â he said. âYou have no idea.â
âWell, as I said, Iâm sorry I sent you away. But no one in their right mind would let a strange man into their apartment, especially at four A.M .